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Post what you're drinking tonight or you're outta here
#249879 - 03/25/11 10:56 PM


Posting something else in the forum before answering = temp ban
Not drinking anything tonight = temp ban
Not a drinker period? = temp ban

What the shit will I be drinking-



AAAALLIIIBAAAA

That chick in the commercial actually produced my exact bottle. The exact one. I will exactly beat you if you drink something other than 100% pure de agave tonight but so long as it's something you won't receive a temp ban.

German residents will receive einer temp gebannen.
French residents will receive interessant temp bann.
UK residents will receive fucktard believing in light saber ban time.
Canadian residents will receive buddy aboot ban aboot.




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Just finished FAT TIRE #1...nt new [Re: Smitdogg]
#249881 - 03/25/11 10:58 PM


> Posting something else in the forum before answering = temp ban
> Not drinking anything tonight = temp ban
> Not a drinker period? = temp ban
>
> What the shit will I be drinking-
>
>
> AAAALLIIIBAAAA
>
> That chick in the commercial actually produced my exact bottle. The exact one. I will
> exactly beat you if you drink something other than 100% pure de agave tonight but so
> long as it's something you won't receive a temp ban.
>
> German residents will receive einer temp gebannen.
> French residents will receive interessant temp bann.
> UK residents will receive fucktard believing in light saber ban time.
> Canadian residents will receive buddy aboot ban aboot.



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OK good soldier. Report back after #5 and you have done something chaotic. Dis-missed. (nt) new [Re: dfrance]
#249882 - 03/25/11 11:01 PM





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Re: Post what you're drinking tonight or you're outta here new [Re: Smitdogg]
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Re: Post what you're drinking tonight or you're outta here new [Re: Hizzout]
#249886 - 03/25/11 11:18 PM


Are you seriously drinking this? Because we're gonna get rowdy rowdy if you iz. I won't even have to beat you on account of the nil agave since it probably has enough caffeine to kill a small horse or cow.



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Red Stripe new [Re: Smitdogg]
#249888 - 03/25/11 11:29 PM


It makes you beautiful.... yes, even you.







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I SEE MY FRIENDS (NT) new [Re: Gatinho]
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Re: Post what you're drinking tonight or you're outta here new [Re: Smitdogg]
#249890 - 03/25/11 11:36 PM


They pulled the caffeine out of it (and it's ilk like Joose and Sparks) and now it's just straight up flavored 12% malt liquor.

Yeah I'm ghetto. Budweiser is expensive beer for me.



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Guinness. *nt* new [Re: Smitdogg]
#249891 - 03/25/11 11:39 PM


Every once in a while I'm in the mood for beer I can chew - a meal in a can.

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Re: Post what you're drinking tonight or you're outta here [Re: Hizzout]
#249892 - 03/25/11 11:43 PM


So you're making espresso then so you can get jacked up rowdy time. OK.


Find uppers.



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Re: Guinness. *nt* [Re: Stiletto]
#249893 - 03/25/11 11:44 PM


I drink those all the time, the funky can system ones only though. 4 pack. OK chug 3 and report back.



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My night went weird [Re: Smitdogg]
#249909 - 03/26/11 02:20 AM


So this dude Jess had his last day at work, 'cause he's off to form a startup with some friends and venture capital. We started drinking at work, as you do on a Friday, then headed off to a pub and drank some more.

Jess was dressed down. He decided it was a good idea to buy a case of Heineken and hail a cab, so he could go home and change into something that would be accepted at his favourite karaoke bar, the Pickled Possum. I was the only one who went along with him - the other guys all stayed back at the pub

So we headed off towards the Possum, but Jess was walking too slowly and trying to call people to convince them to come and join us. I thought I'd go in first and let him catch up. But when I got there, the proprietor was on the door, and he wouldn't let me in, because I'm friends with this guy whose brother has repeatedly attempted hostile takeovers of the business. What a gimp - it's not like I can steal his precious business if he lets me in.

So I went off and found Jess again, and we got to the Possum again. At this point, some Pakistani bouncer was on the door, and he let us in fine. Apparently he's not aware of my blacklisted status. We head up to the bar and Jess buys five bourbon and cokes. He takes one and heads off to get on the list to sing.

So I'm left at the bar with five bourbon and cokes, and I don't even like bourbon and coke. Then some fat blonde chick with a Pommy accent materialises and starts getting into me. I tried offloading the drinks onto the girl, but she didn't like bourbon and coke, either. So I just drank it myself. At some point, one of the other guys from work showed up, and seemed to be getting into the scene. I don't know what he thought about my chubby fashion accessory.

Eventually the proprietor found me, and kicked me out of the joint. I asked him straight up if he was kicking me out because I'm friends with the dudes who want to buy his business, and he replied in the affirmative. I managed to get a cab home, and the meter came to $25.80, but the driver didn't have change for a $50 note, so I had to pay with a credit card. I was probably past the point of signing, and it took me two attempts to get the PIN right.

So what I remember drinking is:

  • James Squire Golden Ale
  • Stella Artois
  • Coopers Pale Ale
  • Heineken
  • Bourbon and coke



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Glenfidditch 18. -nt- new [Re: Smitdogg]
#249911 - 03/26/11 02:40 AM





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Milk... new [Re: Smitdogg]
#249912 - 03/26/11 03:17 AM


...with Oreo cookies :-)




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Re: Milk... new [Re: redk9258]
#249913 - 03/26/11 03:27 AM


Damn, The cookies are gone. Might have to change to Budweiser.




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Sam Adams -nt- new [Re: Smitdogg]
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Arnold Palmer. new [Re: Smitdogg]
#249916 - 03/26/11 03:39 AM





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They better be double stuff (nt) new [Re: redk9258]
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Pacifico <nt> new [Re: Smitdogg]
#249918 - 03/26/11 04:36 AM





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Better have vodka in it (nt) new [Re: italie]
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Better not be that summer wheat weissen shit (nt) new [Re: DMala]
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Re: My night went weird new [Re: Vas Crabb]
#249922 - 03/26/11 04:42 AM


That sounds like some nights I've had except instead of getting kicked out for being friends with an asshole's brother I was kicked out for being friends with a guy who fought with a bouncer.

Mixing drinks up sounds fun until the next morning. Seems to make the hangover happen or makes it worse.



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Re: Glenfidditch 18. -nt- new [Re: igamabob]
#249923 - 03/26/11 04:43 AM


That's good stuff. I usually just get Dewar's when I want to sip tasty whiskey. It's not the best period but it is the best value for the cost.



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Re: Pacifico <nt> new [Re: jeremymtc]
#249924 - 03/26/11 04:47 AM


I've only ever bought that stuff once and it was a night where I bought a few different types of beer. I don't really remember much about the taste. I'll give it another shot.



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Not until the kid goes to bed... (nt) new [Re: Smitdogg]
#249926 - 03/26/11 04:52 AM





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Fair enough, but later tonight I want to see you drunk as piss (nt) new [Re: italie]
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chicken, egg <nt> piss don't get drunk till I do. new [Re: Smitdogg]
#249928 - 03/26/11 05:11 AM





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Re: Post what you're drinking tonight or you're outta here new [Re: Smitdogg]
#249929 - 03/26/11 05:14 AM


McDonald's coffee. Large. Regular.







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Re: Post what you're drinking tonight or you're outta here new [Re: Andrew]
#249930 - 03/26/11 05:20 AM


OK what alcohol or drugs did you crush up and put in it?

Don't lie.



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Blue MOON new [Re: Smitdogg]
#249932 - 03/26/11 06:00 AM


enough to fill a small space station
keep the enpissenator affixed to the johnson while in space



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Orange Crush [nt] new [Re: Smitdogg]
#249934 - 03/26/11 06:16 AM


it was 2 litrah for $1.oo at teh walmartz.

eta: if you're concerned about there being any drugs or alcohol in it.... I did have it with a BLT(& cheese). So bacon is like a drug. Right?

Edited by T0M (03/26/11 07:18 AM)



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Nope, proper Bostonians drink Boston Lager -nt- new [Re: Smitdogg]
#249937 - 03/26/11 06:21 AM





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Drink whatever makes those Bo-astin chicks' accents tolerable in the sizzack (nt) new [Re: DMala]
#249938 - 03/26/11 06:27 AM


Inna sizzay



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Re: Orange Crush [nt] new [Re: Tomu Breidah]
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Baw baba baw ba baw ba baw baw di ding da dang dang new [Re: Gyrovision]
#249940 - 03/26/11 06:29 AM





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Told'ja new [Re: Smitdogg]
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Crappy phone photo but shows what I'm up to this Fri-day

Gotta get down on Friday.

P.S. Please send video game posters. My basement walls are bare

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Re: Acidophilus milk with a spoonful of Ovaltine [Re: Smitdogg]
#249949 - 03/26/11 07:52 AM


I've got plenty of alcohol on hand, just not in the mood tonight. Feeling a bit under the weather, not gonna' push my luck.

Temp ban me, for I have failed you.



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Re: My night went weird new [Re: Smitdogg]
#249956 - 03/26/11 09:03 AM


> Mixing drinks up sounds fun until the next morning. Seems to make the hangover happen
> or makes it worse.

I didn't get a hangover - I just woke up still drunk. Doesn't really matter today as the only thing I had to do was vote in the state election. Preferential system, so I worked backwards starting by giving the arsehole I hate the most the highest number and working down to the person I hate the least. But with the selection of candidates offered, it was damn hard working out which one I hate more than the others.



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Cherry Coke, w/ a Dr. Pepper chaser new [Re: Smitdogg]
#249958 - 03/26/11 10:18 AM






RELAX and just have fun. Remember, it's all about the games.




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Er... there's a glass here, but the cans next to it were earlier... [Re: Smitdogg]
#249962 - 03/26/11 12:43 PM


...so, last night... um... I remember water a couple hours ago, but... I'll have to do some more research.



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Water (nt) new [Re: Smitdogg]
#249963 - 03/26/11 01:12 PM





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Re: Glenfidditch 18. -nt- new [Re: Smitdogg]
#249970 - 03/26/11 04:18 PM


Dewars isn't bad, I tend to go with J&B for blended scotch. The Fidditch was bought for a memorial (Actually, more of an old fashioned wake). I raise a glass in memory of a great man every time I have some of it.



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Your temp ban has been lifted (nt) new [Re: Pi]
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Your response has been accepted (nt) new [Re: TriggerFin]
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Your temp ban has been lifted (nt) new [Re: Mr. Do]
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x



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Your temp ban has been lifted (nt) new [Re: aavada]
#249974 - 03/26/11 04:42 PM


xx



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Re: My night went weird new [Re: Vas Crabb]
#249975 - 03/26/11 04:43 PM


OK now fire bomb that karaoke shithouse.



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Re: Told'ja new [Re: Hizzout]
#249976 - 03/26/11 04:47 PM


Your spinner has been accepted. Are those competition Happs? I thought I would like them but after a while the long ass throw has started to irritate me. It's good for Mortal Kombats and a few others but sucks for bullet hells so I ordered the Sanwa stick types that come in Egret II's etc.



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optimator on tap, at german restaurant. new [Re: Smitdogg]
#249979 - 03/26/11 06:19 PM


> Posting something else in the forum before answering = temp ban
> Not drinking anything tonight = temp ban
> Not a drinker period? = temp ban
>
> What the shit will I be drinking-
>
>
> AAAALLIIIBAAAA
>
> That chick in the commercial actually produced my exact bottle. The exact one. I will
> exactly beat you if you drink something other than 100% pure de agave tonight but so
> long as it's something you won't receive a temp ban.
>
> German residents will receive einer temp gebannen.
> French residents will receive interessant temp bann.
> UK residents will receive fucktard believing in light saber ban time.
> Canadian residents will receive buddy aboot ban aboot.




optimator on tap at a german restaurant. then some paulaner for fun.



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Das ist fantastische. Nicht gebannen. (nt) Nein gebannen, nein. new [Re: jopezu]
#249981 - 03/26/11 06:26 PM





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Re: Told'ja new [Re: Smitdogg]
#249991 - 03/26/11 08:42 PM


They're Ultimarc sticks (whatever they were called before the Magsticks). The spinner is a tornado spinner (don't think they're in business anymore) and the trackball is Happs.

The sticks don't have much throw which is good for both fighting games and shmups.



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x2 new [Re: Pi]
#249992 - 03/26/11 08:57 PM


I considered having a drink when I got home to avoid the ban, but it was 2am and I was tired.



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Beer Bong [Re: Smitdogg]
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Nothing last night... new [Re: Smitdogg]
#250013 - 03/27/11 01:16 AM


but I'll be tossing back a bottle (or two) of Great Lakes Commodore Perry IPA tonight.



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Afterparty new [Re: RdW]
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Next Morning new [Re: RdW]
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Re: Post what you're drinking tonight or you're outta here new [Re: Smitdogg]
#250394 - 03/31/11 10:05 PM


Fuck all............

And that's been for the past 6 months......

Longest I've been without a beer since I was in the womb.....

On painkillers...........Poxy things...

Anyway see ya again in a few months/years....

Give ya sister my love.....

Haw............



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Re: Post what you're drinking tonight or you're outta here new [Re: Orc]
#250396 - 03/31/11 10:08 PM


But you're too old even for my mom... Anyway what the fuck, Orc without alcohol is depressing me. What happened to have to take pain pills? Whatever it was, that sucks. 6 months = sounds like it was a car wreck.



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Re: Afterparty new [Re: RdW]
#250398 - 03/31/11 10:10 PM


WTH put that kid in a bed. He's rockin steady there. Speed it up and he's a head banger.



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Catatonic (nt) [Re: RdW]
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Re: Post what you're drinking tonight or you're outta here [Re: Smitdogg]
#250400 - 03/31/11 10:14 PM


Been off work that long as well.....

Done my back in....

Finally got an MRI scan this Sat coming.....

I hope that shows sthg....

Coz an Epidurol...Physio...Traction...Then more Exercise aint done jack shit so far....

And these painkillers are literally doing my ead in.......Kin Codene.....Nasty things....



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Re: Post what you're drinking tonight or you're outta here [Re: Orc]
#250403 - 03/31/11 10:17 PM


That sucks dicks. I hope they can fix it.



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Your postponed temp ban has been lifted (nt) [Re: Gor]
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Re: Post what you're drinking tonight or you're outta here [Re: Orc]
#250407 - 03/31/11 10:42 PM


Good to see you, you ol' bast.

I'll make up for whatever you can't drink.




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Re: Post what you're drinking tonight or you're outta here [Re: Smitdogg]
#250417 - 03/31/11 11:53 PM


uh...if this is alcohol stuff, do I get banned anyway? I can't legally drink at my age



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Re: Post what you're drinking tonight or you're outta here new [Re: Naoki]
#250418 - 04/01/11 12:00 AM


When I was your age I still found ways to get it. Remind me to ban you later.



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Ah crap [Re: Smitdogg]
#250424 - 04/01/11 12:24 AM


Damn, why did my grandad have to get me drunk at a young age and make me hate most alcholic stuff e_e

And sure won't do!



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Re: Post what you're drinking tonight or you're outta here new [Re: Smitdogg]
#250428 - 04/01/11 12:50 AM


Leffe


some blond and some bruin...

didn't go for the strong stuff stayed at 6.5%


Cheers!



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Here's the reminder to ban Naoki -NT new [Re: Smitdogg]
#250564 - 04/01/11 10:01 PM





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Re: OK good soldier. Report back after #5 and you have done something chaotic. Dis-missed. (nt) new [Re: Smitdogg]
#250569 - 04/01/11 11:09 PM


OK...restarting again tonight...
Just finished #1 before 4:00pmCST, along with
400mg of Bupropion SR
10mg of Propranolol HCL
0.5mg of Clonazepam
400mg of Seroquel
...do I get extra credit for those? All say "May cause dorwnisszzzeez...fjas09032rrrrrrr

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Re: Post what you're drinking tonight or you're outta here new [Re: Smitdogg]
#250579 - 04/02/11 01:36 AM


Well, this is kind of an odd night. I bit my lip hard when I was leaning on my hand and my elbow slipped off the edge of the table at work and caused me to bite it. Bled a bit and has gotten quite puffy and hurts when I do anything.

Got home, and some strawberries I had bought last week have started to lose their grip on being edible. I also have some mid-shelf bourbon that's not all that great on its own, but worthy of mixing. So I took the strawberries, pulverized them in a blender, strained out the juice and mixed it in with the bourbon. Crushed up some ice and mixed it in. Then I went and took some lidocaine gel and applied it all over my lip to cover the wound area in a jelly of sorts, and also numb it. As I drink this strawberry bourbon (not bad, but not something I'd go out of my way to get ingredients for to make again), the gel has kind of dissolved all over my mouth. My mouth is numb and I'm drooling like I have a few extra chromosomes.

I figure by the time the numbness goes away, I'll have blacked out from drinking this strawberry stuff then going to the straight up bourbon.



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Re: Post what you're drinking tonight or you're outta here new [Re: Smitdogg]
#250676 - 04/02/11 10:47 PM


Double havana club aged dark rum + slice of lime 4 when it all gets too much.



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Re: Post what you're drinking tonight or you're outta here [Re: Smitdogg]
#250689 - 04/03/11 01:31 AM


Tequila, Long Island Ice Tea, Tequila.



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Re: Post what you're drinking tonight or you're outta here new [Re: Jdurgi]
#250751 - 04/03/11 09:18 PM


I guess I may have put too much of the lidocaine gel on my sore lip. Took a shit the next day and I swear my ass end was numb. Had I known that was going to happen, I'd have eaten a butt-ton of jalapeno laced food.



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a.k.a. What are you drinking now? [Re: Smitdogg]
#250770 - 04/04/11 05:21 AM


This thread can be like those spammy 'what are you listening to now?' topics where everybody posts what they're drinking right at that moment, everyday, or whenever they drink something else.

And nobody ever really reads the other posts, it's just for post count.



Anyway. I did have some junk with aspartame in it. That's made from phenylalanine which is the same stuff that's in moonshine which can cause blindness. So we'z good here.



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Re: a.k.a. What are you drinking now? [Re: Tomu Breidah]
#250773 - 04/04/11 05:47 AM


> Anyway. I did have some junk with aspartame in it. That's made from phenylalanine
> which is the same stuff that's in moonshine which can cause blindness. So we'z good
> here.

I'm not a chemist, but I believe it's the methanol in moonshine that makes you go blind, not phenylalanine.



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Re: a.k.a. What are you drinking now? [Re: DMala]
#250775 - 04/04/11 05:59 AM


> > Anyway. I did have some junk with aspartame in it. That's made from phenylalanine
> > which is the same stuff that's in moonshine which can cause blindness. So we'z good
> > here.
>
> I'm not a chemist, but I believe it's the methanol in moonshine that makes you go
> blind, not phenylalanine.

Hey, don't confuse me with the facts. If I wanna pretend I'm poisoning my body like the rest of you then you let me. I just wanted to fit in with the cool crowd.




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Still drinkin' Dr. Pepper new [Re: Smitdogg]
#250776 - 04/04/11 06:22 AM





And I've got an auto-unban over here, so tough noodles.




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Then I'll ban you within the confines of my head new [Re: Mr. Do]
#250777 - 04/04/11 06:30 AM


In my head you are temp banned. Because I'm a pepper too. Oh what's that you say? I wouldn't know on account of the fact that you're heady temp banned so I can't hear you.



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Re: a.k.a. What are you drinking now? new [Re: Tomu Breidah]
#250778 - 04/04/11 06:47 AM


> Hey, don't confuse me with the facts. If I wanna pretend I'm poisoning my body like
> the rest of you then you let me. I just wanted to fit in with the cool crowd.

Sorry, dude. If it makes you feel any better, phenylalanine probably causes cancer or something like that.



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Re: Be a Pepper new [Re: Smitdogg]
#250780 - 04/04/11 07:08 AM


> In my head you are temp banned. Because I'm a pepper too. Oh what's that you say? I
> wouldn't know on account of the fact that you're heady temp banned so I can't hear
> you.






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Re: Then I'll ban you within the confines of my head new [Re: Smitdogg]
#250784 - 04/04/11 11:57 AM


Love the taste of Dr. pepper, especially when I've not had any in months.



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I watched the whole thing... new [Re: Mr. Do]
#250787 - 04/04/11 03:37 PM


...just waiting for him to turn in to a werewolf, but then Popeye came along and I knew it wasn't going to happen.



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Bass new [Re: Smitdogg]
#250793 - 04/04/11 05:00 PM


Last night while eating ribs/fries/coleslaw and watching HTTM on Netflix. I enjoyed the running
George McFly arm gag and the random "I want my $2" thrown in for good measure.



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Re: Bass new [Re: Gor]
#250795 - 04/04/11 05:05 PM


Two dollars, cash?

Gramgrams dropped acid, sorry.



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Stella_nt new [Re: Smitdogg]
#250871 - 04/05/11 05:37 AM


nt



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You need one of these... [Re: Smitdogg]
#250909 - 04/05/11 05:12 PM


http://www.evilmadscientist.com/article.php/barbot2011



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Re: Post what you're drinking tonight or you're outta here [Re: Smitdogg]
#251246 - 04/08/11 05:10 AM


Tonight I'm drinking a mixture. Started out with a couple of 12 ounce Guinness Cans, then realized that having depression blows badly so I needed to get further drunk. I then cracked out the Tanqueray Gin and mixed it with some Schwepps Ginger Ale. Tomorrow's gonna suck, but tonight sucks a tiny bit less.

Watching Alice In Chains Unplugged on my PS3 after finishing up the Pearl Jam and Nirvana Unplugged shows. Will probably throw in a God of War movie afterward, or porn. Most likely porn.





> Posting something else in the forum before answering = temp ban
> Not drinking anything tonight = temp ban
> Not a drinker period? = temp ban
>
> What the shit will I be drinking-
>
>
> AAAALLIIIBAAAA
>
> That chick in the commercial actually produced my exact bottle. The exact one. I will
> exactly beat you if you drink something other than 100% pure de agave tonight but so
> long as it's something you won't receive a temp ban.
>
> German residents will receive einer temp gebannen.
> French residents will receive interessant temp bann.
> UK residents will receive fucktard believing in light saber ban time.
> Canadian residents will receive buddy aboot ban aboot.



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Re: a.k.a. What are you drinking now? new [Re: DMala]
#251247 - 04/08/11 05:15 AM


> > Hey, don't confuse me with the facts. If I wanna pretend I'm poisoning my body like
> > the rest of you then you let me. I just wanted to fit in with the cool crowd.
>
> Sorry, dude. If it makes you feel any better, phenylalanine probably causes cancer or
> something like that.

It actually is the methanol as your liver converts that to formaldehyde which makes you blind. Phenylalanine is simply a normal Amino Acid. However, there is a small percentage of the population which can not metabolize phenylalanine properly and it therefore ends up building up in the body. The body tries to get rid of it by converting it to a ketone and ketones in the body are VERY bad as they cause the overall pH of the blood to lower. Phenylketonuria is the condition where the body can't metabolize phenylalanine properly, so it converts it to a ketone and passes it through the urine. Hence why anything that breaks down into phenylalanine is listed as a warning on food products. Aspartame is metabolized into phenylalanine so it is always listed as a standard warning in anything containing it.

I just farted and I may have shit my pants. Fuck.



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Re: a.k.a. What are you drinking now? [Re: Jdurgi]
#251251 - 04/08/11 06:08 AM


> I just farted and I may have shit my pants. Fuck.




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Tuborg... [Re: Smitdogg]
#251308 - 04/08/11 09:44 PM


...now I'm off to the TV to watch 3:10 to Yuma.



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It's Friday, don't forget [Re: Smitdogg]
#251322 - 04/08/11 11:33 PM





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Yesterday was Thursday [Re: Hizzout]
#251328 - 04/09/11 01:21 AM





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Tonight is Scotch w/ very small rocks. Ahhhh. <nt> [Re: Smitdogg]
#251668 - 04/13/11 03:24 AM


> Posting something else in the forum before answering = temp ban
> Not drinking anything tonight = temp ban
> Not a drinker period? = temp ban
>
> What the shit will I be drinking-
>
>
> AAAALLIIIBAAAA
>
> That chick in the commercial actually produced my exact bottle. The exact one. I will
> exactly beat you if you drink something other than 100% pure de agave tonight but so
> long as it's something you won't receive a temp ban.
>
> German residents will receive einer temp gebannen.
> French residents will receive interessant temp bann.
> UK residents will receive fucktard believing in light saber ban time.
> Canadian residents will receive buddy aboot ban aboot.



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a scotch slushy? [nt] new [Re: jeremymtc]
#251698 - 04/13/11 08:45 AM





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EEeewwwww....-nt- new [Re: Tomu Breidah]
#251706 - 04/13/11 01:04 PM





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Re: Post what you're drinking tonight or you're outta here new [Re: Smitdogg]
#251772 - 04/14/11 07:54 AM


Tonight, err........... last night, I was drinking lots of Guinness and Long Island Iced Teas. I don't feel good right now. Will be working from home tomorrow. Ran into some people who made my life hell in high school while at the local pub. Found out their lives are hell. Mine is fine and that made me feel really good. Glad to hear those fuckers are having a rough time. Meanwhile, I had a great night and have good company with me right now.



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Re: Post what you're drinking tonight or you're outta here new [Re: Smitdogg]
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Pay-day today.

Think I'll splurge and get some Cristal

On second thought, maybe I'll just get the Champagne of Beers

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The cult classic thread will never die new [Re: Hizzout]
#251884 - 04/15/11 05:30 PM


And if a fucker don't drink then a fucker gets banned.


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