> Raiders of the Lost Ark (2600)
> Space Quest (DOS)
> Police Quest (DOS)
> River City Ransom (NES)
> Dragon Warrior II (NES)
> Super Mario Bros. 3 (NES)
> Super Mario World (SNES)
> Shining Force III (SAT)
> Dracula X (SAT)
fucking smw? that's like 3 or 4 sit down sessions of 2 hours. or less if you're good. same with river city ransom, smb3 and dracula x.
if you're shivering in your boots at the thought of having to replay these flash-in-the-pan games, you need to quit the goddamn army and come lift weights with me in my garage, eat caveman dinners, fuck my wife some (with me watching of course), and take some lessons in game playing from me and my brother.
we will indoctrinate you on how to grow video game prowess pubic hair on your mons pubis, and your face. and you will enjoy fall sunsets, gentle breezes replete with beach salinity, soaring self-confidence, a new job building sles 11 boxes, and the rewards of your own toil at our hands.
i learned everything i know from KC