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Re: So how come Canadians eat bacon? [nt]
04/17/12 05:58 AM



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Re: So how come Canadians eat bacon? [nt]




'cause bacon when spiced and marinated and aged at that perfect time that only human tastebuds can determine makes it taste soooooooo good!

But when Real Canadian Maple Syrup collides with bacon, I shouldn't be eating this...and I have to watch my figure...ummmmmmmmmm....oh...ohhhhhhhhhh....OHMIGAWD YES!!!! YESSSSSSS!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


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Something like this...






I thank Canadians for that. ;-)

It works for what Eaglelanders call "bacon". And it works for Canadian Bacon, aka what Eaglelanders know as "canned ham". What is it about Real Canadian Maple Syrup that causes that orgasmic burst of pleasure upon ones' tastebuds when those bacons blend with its syrupy sensory succulence?

Is it any wonder that the maple leaf is on the Canadian flag? And it's red, the color it changes in the fall at the peak time of maple sap harvesting. That is not a coincidence! ;-)

And that's how Canada will take over the world. All that's needed is a scentless apprentice to get the Big Leaf to bring it down hard, bustin' out that gastronomy, and leaving its tundra-hardened bootprints within its wake of writhing "victims", pleasurably palpating and panting for pure porcine pleasure. BUAHAHAHAHA!!! NOM NOM NOM...

--Bekki


Combating functional illiteracy with latex-clad drama since the '80s, because old video games rule!







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* So now I'm really wondering what these "IQ" tests contain... italieAdministrator 04/14/12 05:05 AM
. * Intelligence Quotient tests are gay. Bekki Doll  04/14/12 05:52 AM
. * Re: Intelligence Quotient tests are gay. BIOS-D  04/15/12 07:45 AM
. * Re: Intelligence Quotient tests are -----. Tomu Breidah  04/15/12 09:23 AM
. * Re: Intelligence Quotient tests are -----. Bad A Billy  04/15/12 11:35 PM
. * Re: Intelligence Quotient tests are -----. greybeard  04/15/12 09:52 PM
. * Re: Intelligence Quotient tests are -----. Gor  04/16/12 03:37 AM
. * Re: Intelligence Quotient tests are -----. greybeard  04/16/12 05:32 PM
. * Re: Intelligence Quotient tests are -----. mesk  04/16/12 05:36 PM
. * Re: Intelligence Quotient tests are -----. Tomu Breidah  04/16/12 05:49 PM
. * Re: Intelligence Quotient tests are -----. mesk  04/16/12 06:16 PM
. * Re: Intelligence Quotient tests are -----. greybeard  04/16/12 06:01 PM
. * Re: Intelligence Quotient tests are -----. Sune  04/17/12 12:49 AM
. * Re: Intelligence Quotient tests are -----. Tomu Breidah  04/16/12 06:17 PM
. * Re: Intelligence Quotient tests are -----. SmitdoggAdministrator  04/16/12 06:41 PM
. * Re: Intelligence Quotient tests are -----. greybeard  04/16/12 07:45 PM
. * Re: Intelligence Quotient tests are -----. Sune  04/17/12 01:00 AM
. * I approve this BIOS-D  04/17/12 05:37 AM
. * Re: Intelligence Quotient tests are -----. SmitdoggAdministrator  04/16/12 07:53 PM
. * Re: Intelligence Quotient tests are -----. mesk  04/16/12 07:52 PM
. * Re: Intelligence Quotient tests are -----. jopezu  04/16/12 08:07 PM
. * So persecuted..... Hizzout  04/16/12 07:48 PM
. * Re: Intelligence Quotient tests are -----. mesk  04/16/12 06:26 PM
. * Re: Intelligence Quotient tests are -----. Tomu Breidah  04/16/12 06:44 PM
. * Re: Intelligence Quotient tests are -----. mesk  04/16/12 07:57 PM
. * Re: Intelligence Quotient tests are -----. SmitdoggAdministrator  04/16/12 05:57 PM
. * Re: Intelligence Quotient tests are -----. Hizzout  04/16/12 05:55 PM
. * Re: Intelligence Quotient tests are -----. Gor  04/16/12 05:38 PM
. * Re: Intelligence Quotient tests are -----. Gor  04/16/12 05:35 PM
. * Re: Intelligence Quotient tests are -----. Tomu Breidah  04/16/12 08:04 AM
. * Re: Intelligence Quotient tests are -----. Gor  04/16/12 01:40 PM
. * Re: Greybeard, the religiously insane troll. Bekki Doll  04/15/12 10:20 PM
. * Re: Greybeard, the religiously insane troll. Tomu Breidah  04/16/12 04:26 AM
. * Re: Greybeard, the religiously insane troll. greybeard  04/16/12 05:15 PM
. * Re: Greybeard, the religiously insane troll. Hizzout  04/16/12 05:20 PM
. * Re: Greybeard, the religiously insane troll. mesk  04/16/12 05:25 PM
. * So how come Christians eat bacon? GatinhoModerator  04/16/12 07:02 PM
. * Re: So how come Christians eat bacon? lharms  04/17/12 02:01 AM
. * Re: So how come Christians eat bacon? greybeard  04/16/12 07:17 PM
. * Re: So how come Christians eat bacon? Sune  04/17/12 01:06 AM
. * Re: So how come Christians eat bacon? GatinhoModerator  04/16/12 10:06 PM
. * Re: So how come Christians eat bacon? Hizzout  04/16/12 10:09 PM
. * Re: So how come Christians eat bacon? Hizzout  04/16/12 07:19 PM
. * Re: So how come Christians eat bacon? greybeard  04/16/12 07:24 PM
. * Re: So how come Christians eat bacon? Bekki Doll  04/17/12 04:17 AM
. * Re: So how come Christians eat bacon? Hizzout  04/17/12 04:24 AM
. * Re: So how come Christians eat bacon? Bekki Doll  04/17/12 04:42 AM
. * Re: So how come Christians eat bacon? snake78  04/17/12 04:40 AM
. * Re: So how come Christians eat bacon? Gor  04/17/12 02:14 PM
. * Epic gif [NT] Hizzout  04/17/12 03:38 PM
. * So how come Canadians eat bacon? [nt] TafoidAdministrator  04/17/12 04:22 AM
. * Re: So how come Canadians eat bacon? [nt] Bekki Doll  04/17/12 05:58 AM
. * Re: So how come Christians eat bacon? Tomu Breidah  04/16/12 07:15 PM
. * Re: So how come Christians eat bacon? TriggerFin  04/16/12 07:46 PM
. * Re: So how come Christians eat bacon? greybeard  04/16/12 07:49 PM
. * Re: So how come Christians eat bacon? TriggerFin  04/16/12 08:00 PM
. * Re: So how come Christians eat bacon? greybeard  04/17/12 01:00 AM
. * Re: So how come Christians eat bacon? TriggerFin  04/17/12 01:45 AM
. * Re: So how come Christians eat bacon? Gor  04/16/12 07:05 PM
. * Re: Greybeard, the religiously insane troll. Bekki Doll  04/16/12 05:09 AM
. * Re: Greybeard, the religiously insane troll. Tomu Breidah  04/16/12 05:30 AM
. * Re: Intelligence Quotient tests are -----. BIOS-D  04/15/12 10:05 PM
. * Re: Intelligence Quotient tests are -----. SmitdoggAdministrator  04/15/12 10:04 PM
. * Re: People afraid of the word "gay" are gay. Bekki Doll  04/15/12 09:41 PM
. * Re: People afraid of the word "gay" are gay. Tomu Breidah  04/16/12 04:19 AM
. * Re: People afraid of the word "gay" are gay. Bekki Doll  04/16/12 05:32 AM
. * Re: People afraid of the word "gay" are gay. TriggerFin  04/16/12 10:36 AM
. * Re: People afraid of the word "gay" are gay. Bekki Doll  04/16/12 01:18 PM
. * Re: People afraid of the word "gay" are gay. TriggerFin  04/16/12 02:14 PM
. * Re: People afraid of the word "gay" are gay. Bekki Doll  04/17/12 03:12 AM
. * Re: People afraid of the word "gay" are gay. TriggerFin  04/17/12 08:39 AM
. * Re: People afraid of the word "gay" are gay. Bekki Doll  04/17/12 12:12 PM
. * Re: People afraid of the word "gay" are gay. TriggerFin  04/17/12 01:24 PM
. * Re: People afraid of the word "gay" are gay. Bekki Doll  04/17/12 01:55 PM
. * Re: People afraid of the word "gay" are gay. TriggerFin  04/17/12 09:36 PM
. * Re: People afraid of the word "gay" are gay. Bekki Doll  04/18/12 12:42 AM
. * Re: People afraid of the word "gay" are gay. Gor  04/17/12 02:15 PM
. * Re: People afraid of the word "gay" are gay. Bekki Doll  04/17/12 08:43 PM
. * Re: People afraid of the word "gay" are gay. DMala  04/16/12 04:53 AM
. * What if you're just bike curious? GatinhoModerator  04/16/12 05:09 AM
. * Re: Is that like being ambidexual? Bad A Billy  04/16/12 05:33 AM
. * Re: Intelligence Quotient tests are -----. BIOS-D  04/15/12 11:57 AM
. * Re: Intelligence Quotient tests are -----. amused  04/15/12 09:49 AM

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