Jopezu abducted me and I was to to be a virgin sacrifice for Fazeo. Smitdogg assraped me before that happened, so I was worthless as a sacrifice at that point. Orc took pity on me, and let me hang out for a while. Orc went out for beer one day and never came back, so here I sit like a lost puppy. Sometimes Mr.Do leaves me tablescraps, so I stick around.