> > > > > > > > Not drunk. Just couldn't care any less. > > > > > > umm... that means you do care. > > > > Read it again. "Couldn't care less" is the correct usage. "Could care less" means > > that one does care at least a bit. > > "couldn't care less" ≠ "I don't care"
From the song "Word Crimes" by Alfred Matthew Yankovic
"I hate these word crimes Like I could care less That means you do care At least a little Don't be a moron You'd better slow down And use the right pronoun Show the world you're no clown Everybody wise up!"