> > Make up a title and plot for a future Star Wars movie that is the absolute worst
> > shittiest steaming pile of shit you can think of and post it. Winner will win
> > something.
>
> Jar Jar Binks accidentally sneezes over a midichlorian culture petri dish (whatever
> the name is in english), breathing it, and becomes a powerful jedi, bringing the
> balance to the force, and headache to everyone who's near to hear him how awesome he
> is now. There's a side plot with some darth-cyborg-bounty-hunter-mortgage-seller army
> which has nothing to do with anything, about a threezen of secondary and tricondary
> characters with no purpose or even remote meaningful or sensible dialog, and in the
> end Jar Jar becomes the new "benign" ruler of the galaxy, hopefully with free
> aspirines for everyone. And all is lost. All? Not yet. Somewhere somehow, the cantina
> band are preparing to save us in their own way, in episode nine... Ep. 9: Not That
> Damn Song Again, Pleeze will be in a theatre near you in 2018. If nothing prevents
> it.
... There's a really good chance the theory about Jar Jar being involved with the Sith's rise to power is actually correct. Especially after seeing the guy pulling Kylo Ren's strings.
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