Thanks, Stilletto. Turns out not even that will work. I got some helpful tips from Andy at Ultimarc. I ended up rewiring (upgrading?) to the mini-usb. Not an easy task AT ALL. Step one wad to spend quite a lot of time trying to figure out what the hell I was thinking. I'm trying to repair my cab that I built with the rotating CP. It was the first cab I ever built, so the wiring is a giant cluster of unlabelled same-colored wires and cables.
I'd call the maker an idiot, but that would be self-deprication?
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