> Oh, ouch! I'm cut by your rapier-like wit! I was wondering when you'd show up to
> champion the cause of stupid people everywhere. Congratulations on managing to go
> another day without somehow eating rat poison or suffocating yourself while putting
> on your clothes.
You're trying way too hard at this insult business, relax, take a deep breath and hold it...until you turn blue.
If at that point you realise you need to take a breath,fine. If not, well, the world will be a better place.