Here's one from me:
Back in '09 I got with this chick, and after a week or so she invited me to her cousin's baby's baptism.
It happened to be at the church I'd been made go to several times as a kid (before I really put my foot down), but it was like the Twilight Zone: catholic church - that used to be standard auditorium style with high ceilings and dark wood pews and dark green carpet - was now a church in the round, with a weird textured, pour-flowed concrete floor, and a mini river flowing under your feet as you walked in.
And almost everybody was in casual clothing - looking like fucking zombies - literally! - they had drooping eyes and moved sloggingly. We were about the only ones dressed up.
OH, and they played New Age 70s acoustic guitar and soprano music from the speakers!
Anyways. So I'm standing there next to my girl, bored as fuck and feeling randy - as I did 24/7 around her - and I leant over and blew hot-ass air in her ear...you know, when you open your mouth in a big circle, and blow from your throat, and it's all HOT. She flushed red and I could tell she just loved it - no less because there were at least three rows of people behind us. FUN FUN FUN
Scifi frauds. SF illuminates.
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