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Re: Consider this......
01/04/17 05:01 PM


> > You might as well be talking about how great a driver you are.
>
> My mum, after years of telling me I drive like a madman, now thinks I'm an excellent
> driver. I've never written a vehicle off, while my siblings have, despite pushing
> every car I drive a lot closer to its limits.

Hahah she has to say that now, otherwise how can she ask you to drive her somewhere with a straight face.

I once hit a stopped bus.

I was in a bad mood, someone tried to cut me off and I wasn't going to let him. I was driving the first new car that my ex wife had ever owned, scratched it all the way from the gas cap up to the right rear view mirror, which almost fell off. The bus was red, I literally painted a red stripe on our car with a bus. I decided to never let traffic get to me again.

I'm great in bed though!

> > Everyone of us is potentially "art living", whether driving, fucking or doing the
> > dishes.
>
> If I want an expert opinion on sex or dicks, I usually talk to one of my hooker
> friends. I mean, they're literally paid to fuck, and they see an awful lot of dick.
> But I'm probably better at washing dishes than a few of them.

"an awful lot of dick" lol

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* Consider this...... Traso 12/20/16 09:43 PM
. * Re: Consider this...... Vas Crabb  12/22/16 01:52 PM
. * Re: Consider this...... Traso  12/24/16 01:00 AM
. * Re: Consider this...... Kitsune Sniper  01/01/17 06:28 AM
. * Re: Consider this...... TriggerFin  01/01/17 10:14 AM
. * Re: Consider this...... Traso  01/03/17 02:39 AM
. * Re: Consider this...... URherenow  12/21/16 01:40 AM
. * Re: Consider this...... Traso  12/24/16 12:51 AM
. * Re: Consider this...... Vas Crabb  12/24/16 11:54 AM
. * Re: Consider this...... Traso  12/25/16 12:50 AM
. * Re: Consider this...... Vas Crabb  12/25/16 06:16 AM
. * Re: Consider this...... URherenow  12/27/16 02:09 PM
. * Re: Consider this...... Traso  12/28/16 03:23 AM
. * Re: Consider this...... Sune  12/31/16 12:48 AM
. * Re: Consider this...... Traso  01/01/17 05:33 AM
. * Re: Consider this...... Allnatural  01/01/17 03:19 PM
. * Re: Consider this...... Traso  01/03/17 02:41 AM
. * Re: Consider this...... Sune  01/04/17 03:27 AM
. * Re: Consider this...... jopezu  01/04/17 10:14 AM
. * Re: Consider this...... Traso  01/06/17 03:03 AM
. * Re: Consider this...... Vas Crabb  01/04/17 04:29 AM
. * Re: Consider this...... Sune  01/04/17 05:01 PM
. * Re: Consider this...... Allnatural  01/08/17 02:09 PM
. * Re: Consider this...... MooglyGuy  01/08/17 04:03 PM
. * milestone (nt) Vas Crabb  01/08/17 04:18 PM
. * in my pants (nt) Sune  01/08/17 09:48 PM
. * there was very little to celebrate for....... Traso  01/09/17 11:14 AM
. * Re: Consider this...... Vas Crabb  01/04/17 05:24 PM
. * Re: Consider this...... Traso  01/06/17 03:09 AM
. * Re: Consider this...... SmitdoggAdministrator  01/04/17 10:16 AM
. * Re: Consider this...... Vas Crabb  01/04/17 01:29 PM
. * Re: Consider this...... TriggerFin  01/04/17 02:07 PM
. * Trig is mah ho-mae! Traso  01/06/17 03:06 AM
. * Re: Consider this...... TriggerFin  01/04/17 11:24 AM
. * Re: Consider this...... redk9258  01/04/17 03:50 AM
. * Re: Consider this...... SmitdoggAdministrator  01/04/17 10:11 AM
. * The Force is strong with this one..... (nt) Traso  01/06/17 02:58 AM
. * Come on, this was funny. I didn't even intend the inuendo... (nt) Traso  01/09/17 11:10 AM
. * In what society is coitus a sporting event? [nt] Tomu Breidah  12/20/16 10:42 PM
. * Re: In what society is coitus a sporting event? [nt] Traso  12/24/16 12:47 AM

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