> My wife is crazy about that shit too.
As Smit said, maybe I AM the only guy in the world married to a woman who doesn't go apeshit over the toilet seat. I've been to the house she grew up in, and they were so poor, their toilet literally doesn't have a seat on it, and apparently never did. They sit and shit from the rim. Maybe not being raised an entitled spoiled person makes her that much more awesome of a person, who appreciates the important things in life, and doesn't let dumb imagined issues impact her happiness.
The only downside is she can always one-up me on the moaning stories.
"Man, I was the last kid on the block to get a pong console."
"Yeah, I was the only kid on the block who didn't have any toys at all."