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Re: I could beat you all in a fart length contest til you squirt into your manties (man panties) whilst mine boxers stay dry as a kite
04/25/17 02:44 AM


> Don't stink so cutie pi. I could fart you out of house and home. You remember that
> Austin Powers piss? I fart that long without breaks and NO wet squizzy. I stay
> perfectly dry when I gets busy.

What about the coach piss on A League Of Their Own, plus the ship passing on the intro of Spaceballs, plus that Austin Powers piss of yours? And I am as dry as the dryest draught. I'm the standard by which dissecants are compared. Me farting is listed on 17 online and 3 offline thesaurus as the antonym for wet, and my fart has its own entry on Stinkopedia section for "so extremely dry farts that you'd think you're amidst the Sahara desert during a chemical attack". Yes Stinkopedia's section names are as long as your challenges. But neither as long nor as dry as my farts.

Keep dreaming.


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* I could beat you all in a fart length contest til you squirt into your manties (man panties) whilst mine boxers stay dry as a kite SmitdoggAdministrator 04/24/17 08:27 PM
. * Re: I could beat you all in a fart length contest til you squirt into your manties (man panties) whilst mine boxers stay dry as a kite Pi  04/25/17 12:58 AM
. * Re: I could beat you all in a fart length contest til you squirt into your manties (man panties) whilst mine boxers stay dry as a kite SmitdoggAdministrator  04/25/17 01:08 AM
. * Re: I could beat you all in a fart length contest til you squirt into your manties (man panties) whilst mine boxers stay dry as a kite Pi  04/25/17 02:44 AM
. * Re: I could beat you all in a fart length contest til you squirt into your manties (man panties) whilst mine boxers stay dry as a kite SmitdoggAdministrator  04/25/17 02:50 AM
. * Re: I could beat you all in a fart length contest til you squirt into your manties (man panties) whilst mine boxers stay dry as a kite Pi  04/25/17 12:19 PM
. * Re: I could beat you all in a fart length contest til you squirt into your manties (man panties) whilst mine boxers stay dry as a kite SmitdoggAdministrator  04/26/17 03:09 PM
. * Re: I could beat you all in a fart length contest til you squirt into your manties (man panties) whilst mine boxers stay dry as a kite Pi  04/26/17 03:35 PM
. * Re: I could beat you all in a fart length contest til you squirt into your manties (man panties) whilst mine boxers stay dry as a kite SmitdoggAdministrator  04/26/17 03:43 PM
. * Re: I could beat you all in a fart length contest til you squirt into your manties (man panties) whilst mine boxers stay dry as a kite Pi  04/26/17 07:03 PM

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