A League of Their Own is a womanly film so by definition could not outfart a man. They could probably run up a queef record but I'm not concerned. I've taken a shit train longer than the Spaceballs intro, don't waste my timehole. Austin Powers piss vs. my fart uninterrupted is how I break it down from the farthole.
I know good and goddamn well that after about 3 seconds of fart time you squirt hot shit black pain out your shithole burns burns burns and then caught by manties to the stains stains stains unrestrained to the spotting of the outer clothes.