> And... I don't suppose you can tell us how to do this?
you enable bgfx in your mame.ini
# OSD VIDEO OPTIONS
and after launching the game you can change from "default" to the crt-geom (or crt geom-deluxe if you have a good graphics card) shader, inside the sliders menu. You can than use the tilt-parameter for the right and left screen.
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