Not one of you owns a single pair of Jams or a single goddamn Panama Jack shirt. The thought of you in a Members Only jacket is laughable. Just because I banged your mom to the soundtrack of Miami Vice doesn't mean you can talk shit lest you end up as the subject in Oingo Boingo Dead Man's Party because I will massacre you.
Now, you're saying to yourself oh whatever I'm totally 80s. No you're not you're 00s and 10s lamefest. I've seen you suckin dicks to 2010 country hits. Now, if you wanna wang chung tonight go right ahead but that don't make you 80s you 2010 dick sucker.