I have my own side holes in my butt cheeks that I drilled and slowly stretched out millennial style. So when I get down there to force the shit into their mouth hole it comes out in 3 places. I call it the ménage à squat. Cup my hands on both sides and get little piles and then slap them on both sides of their head with it. Then I ask them what's the matter you got shit in your ears or something?