Worst fires in the history of California. Climate change is fake. Record high 103 degrees in LA. Sounds like a hoax. Worst hurricane year ever in the US. Fucking hoax continues, just won't stop. Floating river 5,000 miles long from China to Washington state. Can someone please stop hoaxing? Highest rain season ever on record in Portland area. Surely you must be hoaxing me. It doesn't snow in Chicago anymore. Goddamn hoaxing pranksters. 2016 hottest year on record. Seriously, stop hoaxing. It's clearly bullshit.
We need to just swap into separate nations already. When a couple doesn't want to be married anymore they divorce.