I think the alt right crew likes to black and white everything because they have tiny brains, and that leads to them making bad humor trying to say anyone who isn't in their crew is a "cuck". If you want to know the truth about some of their bullshit, I've never met anyone who has a fetish for having some other guy bang their wife. I've accidentally run into it in porn and thought it was very weird. The only person I've ever heard say he has done it is Patrice O'Neal but that seems to be for a completely different reason than alt righters would have you believe. I've taken classes from 6 different colleges, never seen a single "safe space" or heard anyone talking about the need for one, though there was one college that had a girls only study room and no reason given for its existence.
Your joke aside, nobody I've talked to watches any left wing news or whatever and has these feelings you joke about. It isn't like that. We don't want to watch them but we have to stay informed at this point because the country is so far in the toilet. But fyi whenever I talk to other people who watch say, TYT, they say something along the lines of it doesn't make them feel any better (so your assumptions are flat wrong) it just makes it where they don't feel as insane anymore, because they are watching someone who thinks like them in the news.