Re: I could beat you all in a fart length contest til you squirt into your manties (man panties) whilst mine boxers stay dry as a kite
04/26/17 03:09 PM
Every time you feel a fart coming on you have to get your body into a planking position to use every muscle in your body to hold your butt cheeks tight together to stop spicy hot shart liquid from burning through your manties. Meanwhile I'm off farting my goddamn asshole out in perfect key to the tune of the strong to the finish Popeye song. Dry as a bone.
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