Man I'm starting to worry that both of you are rapists in the making.
I'm hard-pressed on which response I wish to give. I guess I'll give both, in reverse order of conception:
- I'm not into BDSM. Further, I have trim at my disposal, someone who'd play that way if I wanted. However, I know no females who suit my preference. Perhaps one will somehow find me? In the mean time, I'm busy carousing and playing games.
Now Tom, yeah, he's in an emotional pickle.
Consider it high comedy....sincere tragedy....whatever...don't take it personally.