Back a year or so ago while traveling around to rallies alone with his son Don Jr., Trump started getting horny after rallies so he made Don Jr. install fake tits so he could tittie fuck him at will. The bigger issue started when a few weeks later during a hoity-toity party at Mar-a-Lago, Trump started bragging about being the first person ever to tittie fuck his own son. Within minutes all 63 guests started discussing installing tits on their own son.
Some 6 months later the same 63 guests returned to Mar-a-Lago for another party. This time, they brought their sons. As the guests lined up and had their sons take off their shirts, a muttering began amongst them. For months they had fucked the same tits! If the line of guests simply swapped positions to their right, they could FUCK SOMEONE ELSE'S SON'S TITS!
Next thing you know Eric is handing out pieces of bread and all the guests shot their loads onto the bread. That's when Melania came outside and gathered up the bread and took a bite out of each piece. It reminded her of when she was a Yugoslavian street prostitute. She declared the winner at the end, for which sperm tasted the best. When asked she raised a piece of spermbread into the air and said "THIS SPERM BE BEST".