Budweiser, Guinness, Rum and Coke, and whatever the hell got put into my drinks. Took a cab home tonight. Have hurled 3 times already. Once out the window of the cab while on the highway. Driver laughed. About to hurt again. Going to hate tomorrow.
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I am just a worthless liar.
I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you.
Trust in me and fall as well.
> Budweiser, Guinness, Rum and Coke, and whatever the hell got put into my drinks. Took > a cab home tonight. Have hurled 3 times already. Once out the window of the cab while > on the highway. Driver laughed. About to hurt again. Going to hate tomorrow.
Yes. Woke up today. Hated today. Got Italian food for dinner. Drank 1 Guinness with dinner. Mixed with garlic dressing. Hurled again a short while ago. Stank like putrid garlic. Ewwww.
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I am just a worthless liar.
I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you.
Trust in me and fall as well.
The gf's friend is over and we're having some sparkling Rosé - Blossom Hill Zinfadel to be precise Just started on the schmoke too now! Sorry if my posts get even stranger than usual 'later' They are mesmerised by 'The only way is Essex' at the moment - BAD TV!
Was going to play an open mic, but my lead guitarist is having woman troubles and is not up for playing out... So... I'll throw back a couple of Heineken's... and smoke and toke whilst recording a jam session instead...
Alls I'm saying is since you have a mic, should you feel the urge to do a Weird Al style cover of Dylan's Tangled Up in Blue called Tangled Up in Pubes you probably shouldn't fight it. You should probably jot down some lyrics while you drink and record it.
And all the while I'll be here drinking tequila while you doooo Tangled up in pubes
Seriously though I'm thinking about a daughter forum of the LB called Post What You're Drinking. Sounds silly at first but then you realize it's the most brilliant idea ever.
> Temp ban. > > Seriously though I'm thinking about a daughter forum of the LB called Post What > You're Drinking. Sounds silly at first but then you realize it's the most brilliant > idea ever.
what the fuck is the temp ban for? i imbibe a range of fine ipa's, then sip on some cab to keep my buzz, and some axe-wielding, brawny towel, flannel shirt wearing motherfucker is going to ban *me*?
you're in for an assraping son.
do you want it before or after dinner? your choice.
> TEMP BAN FOR TELLING ME TO MOVE THE BEST THREAD EVER. TEMP BAN FOR NOT APPRESH IT. > > TEMP SHITHOLE RAPE AFTER DINNY. NEED FOOD ON STOM FOR DICK IN ASS MAKE DOOKIE CHURN.
What seems to be the problem here fuckazoo. Let me guesstimate. You don't have the new Mortal Kombat because you can't play it on a keyboard and they won't release it on a Wii because they did a soccer mom survey and found that they generally don't like gory fighting games. I guess you're eating dinner now then. I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach.
> What seems to be the problem here fuckazoo. Let me guesstimate. You don't have the > new Mortal Kombat because you can't play it on a keyboard and they won't release it > on a Wii because they did a soccer mom survey and found that they generally don't > like gory fighting games. I guess you're eating dinner now then. I hope you leave > enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach.
this is a picture of my dog a few days ago. that's a (modified) hori ex pro stick in the background with the mortal kombat box sitting on top of it.
First time buying it. I've been trying out different agaves over the past months. The flavor changes quite a bit when you get into the gold agaves mostly because of the aging barrels are so different company to company. This stuff is pretty dang distinct and smooth. It's not bad at all. There's a smokey flavor from the barrels and it's smooth and quite sipable, especially for the price ($25 including tax).
Seriously are you loving that game though? I'm going to get it but not yet. I'm going to be getting a Japan or Asia Xbox at some point because a lot of the games I want are Japan region locked so I'll be getting the Asia version of MK but it's quite high on my list of games to get.
> First time buying it. I've been trying out different agaves over the past months. The > flavor changes quite a bit when you get into the gold agaves mostly because of the > aging barrels are so different company to company. This stuff is pretty dang distinct > and smooth. It's not bad at all. There's a smokey flavor from the barrels and it's > smooth and quite sipable, especially for the price ($25 including tax).
> I know your moves. No keyboard for you. > > Seriously are you loving that game though? I'm going to get it but not yet. I'm going > to be getting a Japan or Asia Xbox at some point because a lot of the games I want > are Japan region locked so I'll be getting the Asia version of MK but it's quite high > on my list of games to get.
i'm very much loving it.
it's basically what mk3 should have been. it's fucking awesome.
Yeah lots of people are pretty hardcore these days about judging the old genres like fighters. You make a bad shooter for examp and you will get your ass handed to you on forums. And the review of this are coming out positive. Looks like they did it right.
> > Unless you mean "cactus juice" with Tequila and etc, rather > > than cactus juice. That stuff has no cactus in it. > > It's a really horrible faux margarita that I liked a lot in my younger days. Now it's > just kind of "OMGWTF was I thinking? Bleargh!"
Geez, that's almost as bad as the shelf-stable bottle of pre-mixed egg nog I bought one Christmas. Ick.
Tonight was a beer called "Raging Bitch". It was 8.7% alcohol and I didn't eat anything today. Tomorrow is going to suck badly. The governor of my state showed up at my work today. His entourage prevented me from coming close. lol. I threw up a few minutes ago. Took a taxi cab home tonight. When I see the bill in a few days, I'll hurl some more. Played my normal card game this week. Got two straight flushes. Lost both hands. lol. My buds said "watch him. I'd kill myself if I were him." They were vicious losses. one outers each time. So I drank a lot, an dcalled a taxi. I'm going to hurl soon. Fuck life. lol.
Was it an IPA of sorts? I'm a fan of the stouts, but was able to get a six-pack of strong IPA's tonight. I forget the maker, but it was called the "Raging Bitch" IPA based on the packaging. Was a really good, bitter, hop-filled beer. Based on my experience, however, I'm going to have a VICIOUS hangover tomorrow since the tannins in the beer aren't metabolized effectively. That, and the fact that I always drink heavily when having this type of beer is not good for my hangover. I already have colleagues texting me saying "Don't show up tomrrow. You'll be too hungover. And please stop drunk texting me. You're way too gone."
> Alls I'm saying is since you have a mic, should you feel the urge to do a Weird Al > style cover of Dylan's Tangled Up in Blue called Tangled Up in Pubes you probably > shouldn't fight it. You should probably jot down some lyrics while you drink and > record it. > > And all the while I'll be here drinking tequila while you doooo > Tangled up in pubes
Are you happy? That's the key to drinking. If you're happy, then you could be drinking Natty Ice and not care. As long as your brain is happy, then you are happy. I think that's why we all drink over and over and over again. We want to reach that ultimate happiness that we can NEVER reach ever again.
I love alcoholism. If only it wasn't frowned upon by work and society. (Probably lost many promotions at work due to my drinking habits. Ah well. Personally, I'm happy.)
> > Creature of habit > > Was it an IPA of sorts? I'm a fan of the stouts, but was able to get a six-pack of > strong IPA's tonight. I forget the maker, but it was called the "Raging Bitch" IPA > based on the packaging. Was a really good, bitter, hop-filled beer. Based on my > experience, however, I'm going to have a VICIOUS hangover tomorrow since the tannins > in the beer aren't metabolized effectively. That, and the fact that I always drink > heavily when having this type of beer is not good for my hangover. I already have > colleagues texting me saying "Don't show up tomrrow. You'll be too hungover. And > please stop drunk texting me. You're way too gone." > > Regards, > Drunik guy.
LoL. Cheers. Btw, Pacifico is just a garden variety cheap Mexican beer, more like a Pils than anything. But a good one, kind of like a less-hoppy Stella. Having the second one right now.
> > btw, this is what real men drink on a Thursday. > > > how's your fucking garage? can you post more pics and diatribes? how about a keyhole > essay this time?
Fucking Garage is tits. I'm drinking the sweat off my bulging chest muscles right now, after a long day of working on it.
I have no clue how to write a kornhole essay, and my diabetus is great at the moment.
I don't have any pics uploaded yet, so here's an artist rendering for you to fap to in the mean time.
You pour it into a glass of course and it has the special erm, "header" contraption. The bottles don't taste as good. I've had it on tap a million times and the cans poured into a glass are the closest thing to it.
With that much trash talking you better be shit wasted in 5 minutes. I mean falling off a hobbit's oliphant puking on Jdurgi's gotdang head out the back seat of a cab shit wasted.
Oh so it's May already. Ain't that about a bitch. Well whores, my birthday is on Cinco de you know WTF. I want my toys pronto or I'll skip ban. That means I skip individual banning and temp delete the forums. I want the entire original Transformers collection and a Japanese XBox 360 with one hell of a hard drive.
Don't ever give me links to KYM or Oh Internet! Those sites suck the lulz out of you like a fat chick sucking Jdurgi! I know it's taken from Sheen's rant, but that doesn't mean I'm going to believe it isn't a bisexual form of winning.
To (attempt to) translate Sheen-ese, he stated in one of his rants that he was not bipolar (as the interviewer said, going to both ends of "the spectrum") but he was bi-winning - he was winning HERE, and winning THERE!
> > > Bia Hoi Ha Noi > > > > That's like the gay VN beer. Straight people drink 333. > > Howdya know? 333 sounds only half of the fun...
Mainly because I've spent more time in the south of VN than the north, so most of the people I drink with in VN say that any beer from the north is gay.
Meka Leka Hi Meka Hiney Ho? Meka Leka Hi Meka Hiney Ho? Meka Leka Hi Meka Chany Ho? Meka Leka Hi Meka Chany Ho? Your wish is granted... Long live Jambi...
> You pour it into a glass of course and it has the special erm, "header" contraption. > The bottles don't taste as good. I've had it on tap a million times and the cans > poured into a glass are the closest thing to it.
The technical term for the device is a widget. Marston's Strong Pale Ale is what I am drinking at the moment
Tonight it was strange. Was a combination of Bud Light (simply for the fact it was dirt cheap and a cheap source of alcohol) and bacon bourbon made from Maker's Mark. Normally, I would say that ruining Bourbon is grounds for death, but this was good. My bartender/buddy made it by taking their Jalapeno encrusted bacon and soaking it in the Maker's Mark for a few weeks. HOLY SHIT!!!!! It had the great Jalapeno flavor, but the alcohol diluted the spice. It also had the great Bourbon smoke combined with the bacon smoke flavor. This stuff was like heaven, and is the reason why I'm going to hate work tomorrow. I wish I had a bottle of it right now.....
> Tonight it was strange. Was a combination of Bud Light (simply for the fact it was > dirt cheap and a cheap source of alcohol) and bacon bourbon made from Maker's Mark. > Normally, I would say that ruining Bourbon is grounds for death, but this was good. > My bartender/buddy made it by taking their Jalapeno encrusted bacon and soaking it in > the Maker's Mark for a few weeks. HOLY SHIT!!!!! It had the great Jalapeno flavor, > but the alcohol diluted the spice. It also had the great Bourbon smoke combined with > the bacon smoke flavor. This stuff was like heaven, and is the reason why I'm going > to hate work tomorrow. I wish I had a bottle of it right now.....
I tried bacon infused bourbon when a friend made it. The recipe he used, though, called for bacon fat and it was only infused for a few hours. We were both unimpressed. It pretty much tasted like bourbon, the smoky bacon flavor was only a hint if it was there at all. I'd like to try one that is infused longer sometime.
> > Tonight it was strange. Was a combination of Bud Light (simply for the fact it was > > dirt cheap and a cheap source of alcohol) and bacon bourbon made from Maker's Mark. > > Normally, I would say that ruining Bourbon is grounds for death, but this was good. > > My bartender/buddy made it by taking their Jalapeno encrusted bacon and soaking it > in > > the Maker's Mark for a few weeks. HOLY SHIT!!!!! It had the great Jalapeno flavor, > > but the alcohol diluted the spice. It also had the great Bourbon smoke combined > with > > the bacon smoke flavor. This stuff was like heaven, and is the reason why I'm going > > to hate work tomorrow. I wish I had a bottle of it right now..... > > I tried bacon infused bourbon when a friend made it. The recipe he used, though, > called for bacon fat and it was only infused for a few hours. We were both > unimpressed. It pretty much tasted like bourbon, the smoky bacon flavor was only a > hint if it was there at all. I'd like to try one that is infused longer sometime.
The time and the bacon quality is really important. This jalpeno encrusted bacon my friend used was quite lean and heavily smoked. So the couple of weeks it stayed in the bourbon allowed all of the flavor to move into the bourbon and also prevented the "off" taste of the fat-infused alcohol. A really good bacon flavored bourbon is like a really good Limoncello. You need patience to really make it properly, but once you do, you'll be willing to wait for months if you have to. It's like a dry aged steak. Only time will get you that flavor. You can't rush it.
Drinking El Jimador Blanco tonight because they were out of the gold version. It's still damn good and smooth but the oak barrels make the gold one have a smokey flavor and seem slightly smoother when you sip it. Strangely they both cost the same amount. Usually ones aged in oak cost a few extra bucks.
> Drinking El Jimador Blanco tonight because they were out of the gold version. It's > still damn good and smooth but the oak barrels make the gold one have a smokey flavor > and seem slightly smoother when you sip it. Strangely they both cost the same amount. > Usually ones aged in oak cost a few extra bucks.
> Posting something else in the forum before answering = temp ban > Not drinking anything tonight = temp ban > Not a drinker period? = temp ban > > What the shit will I be drinking- > > > AAAALLIIIBAAAA > > That chick in the commercial actually produced my exact bottle. The exact one. I will > exactly beat you if you drink something other than 100% pure de agave tonight but so > long as it's something you won't receive a temp ban. > > German residents will receive einer temp gebannen. > French residents will receive interessant temp bann. > UK residents will receive fucktard believing in light saber ban time. > Canadian residents will receive buddy aboot ban aboot.
Blame twisty because he didn't like my idea for a drinking forum. Best thread ever plus will nevs die plus collapsed your shiznit to the temp ban process.
Whenever something good happens in the forums it's my fault and whenever something bad happens it's twisty's fault.
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