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Re: Reminds me of a story, might have shared it before
07/02/11 09:07 AM
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> I was in a gay bar in Chicago doing some electrical work. I was running cables in a
> closet behind the bar, and the (male) bartender kept having to close the door a bit
> to get the cash register fully open.
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> I tell the bartender, "You can close me in here if the door is in your way."
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> Bartender replies, "Sweetie, I've spent my entire life trying to get people OUT of
> the closet. I'm not about to start locking them IN."
Reminds me of the time back in college when my buddy and his girlfriend told me about a "great bar" out in Philly that I'd get a kick out of. When they said that while laughing, I should have gotten the clue. We get to the bar, and I noticed that there were a lot of dudes in there, and some REALLY ugly looking "women". After having a few drinks bought for me, I started to get a hint of what this bar was. When I had to break the seal, I REALLY knew what this bar was. As is the case with most urinations, some gas came out as well. So I let loose a loud squeaker. Suddenly, a transgender "woman" came out of a stall and said "Hey honey, you must have a tight ass!" and she/he slapped me on the back. I then realized that "The Cave" was a gay/transgender bar. I got back to my friends and they just laughed uncontrollably at me. Was quite uncomfortable, but nice and cheap as I had a lot of drinks purchased for me. 
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