> Don't stink so cutie pi. I could fart you out of house and home. You remember that
> Austin Powers piss? I fart that long without breaks and NO wet squizzy. I stay
> perfectly dry when I gets busy.
What about the coach piss on A League Of Their Own, plus the ship passing on the intro of Spaceballs, plus that Austin Powers piss of yours? And I am as dry as the dryest draught. I'm the standard by which dissecants are compared. Me farting is listed on 17 online and 3 offline thesaurus as the antonym for wet, and my fart has its own entry on Stinkopedia section for "so extremely dry farts that you'd think you're amidst the Sahara desert during a chemical attack". Yes Stinkopedia's section names are as long as your challenges. But neither as long nor as dry as my farts.
Keep dreaming.
Wound up, can't sleep, can't do anything right, little honey / Oh, since I set my eyes on you. / I tell you the truth.
I can't get it right / Get it right / Since I met you...
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