I'm marrying myself in December. We're happy together. Unfortunately we won't be able to procreate, but we love each other. By December I mean December 2011. My right foot got cold.
> I'm marrying myself in December. We're happy together. Unfortunately we won't be able > to procreate, but we love each other. By December I mean December 2011. My right foot > got cold.
It will not be a perfect love story, but I bet you spent all your puberty loving yourself so I hope you will be happy except when you can't live even with yourself.
On the other hand (sic) you'll hardly find anyone who will understand you and bare with you...
2011 on the gregorian calendar? Muslim? Mayan? In any case, the world will be gone by 2012 so I recommend you to change planet.
Wound up, can't sleep, can't do anything right, little honey / Oh, since I set my eyes on you. / I tell you the truth. I can't get it right / Get it right / Since I met you...
> but I bet you spent all your puberty loving yourself...
It's called fornication. Anybody that sleeps with another that isn't married to that other person is headed straight to eternal hell fire and damnation.
Congrats Smit on escaping... er, having one less thing to drag you down into hell.
> It's going to be a Gregorian wedding with a pubic reception. I meant to ask you, will > you be my worst man?
I thought I was already, you nut.
So Greg wed?
Wound up, can't sleep, can't do anything right, little honey / Oh, since I set my eyes on you. / I tell you the truth. I can't get it right / Get it right / Since I met you...
> > We're happy together. Unfortunately we won't be able > > to procreate, but we love each other. > > So we can be quite sure that you're not an hermaphrodite then.
No, he has a multiple personality disorder where (probably) two of those personalities are girls trapped in a boy's body and engaged in a lesbian relationship, and even when living in the wrong body, and in the same body, they go on with their love.
Not that there's anything wrong with that. Smitty is among the sanest people in the Bin.
Wound up, can't sleep, can't do anything right, little honey / Oh, since I set my eyes on you. / I tell you the truth. I can't get it right / Get it right / Since I met you...
Re: I take full credit for resurrecting Orc from the dead. Rise my son. Rise and live to scream bollocks once again.
[Re: Smitdogg]
#238777 - 11/12/10 10:26 PM
Re: I take full credit for resurrecting Orc from the dead. Rise my son. Rise and live to scream bollocks once again.
[Re: CrapBoardSoftware]
#238783 - 11/12/10 11:47 PM
Wound up, can't sleep, can't do anything right, little honey / Oh, since I set my eyes on you. / I tell you the truth. I can't get it right / Get it right / Since I met you...
> I'm marrying myself in December. We're happy together. Unfortunately we won't be able > to procreate, but we love each other. By December I mean December 2011. My right foot > got cold.
Hangin out at a girlfriend's house some years ago, I was sitting with her roommate, talking....and she was sticking herself in the crotch of her jeans with scissors. Not quite puncturing them, but close. She said she liked how it felt. Admittedly, she and her boy were into some kinds of kink. Unfortunately, I didn't get to watch it very often. Natch.
Consider it high comedy....sincere tragedy....whatever...don't take it personally.
> > We're happy together. Unfortunately we won't be able > > to procreate, but we love each other. > > So we can be quite sure that you're not an hermaphrodite then.
> > I'm marrying myself in December. We're happy together. Unfortunately we won't be > able > > to procreate, but we love each other. By December I mean December 2011. My right > foot > > got cold. > > It will not be a perfect love story, but I bet you spent all your puberty loving > yourself so I hope you will be happy except when you can't live even with yourself. > > On the other hand (sic) you'll hardly find anyone who will understand you and bare > with you... > > 2011 on the gregorian calendar? Muslim? Mayan? In any case, the world will be gone by > 2012 so I recommend you to change planet.
Boy, that was a lot of words just to call Smit a 'Wanker', if you're going to be that pretentious I'm going to go with "Be careful, dear dogg, you don't spurn any minor goddesses in favour of your own reflection or you might get transformed into a kind of daffodil!" There a ref to classical myth - touch of class!
Touch of class? It's Smitty getting engaged to himself and getting self-scissored on the next day. And I wasn't pretentious. I was pompous and pedant. As if I was reciting bible verses while smashing down crosses in the nearest cementery ^_^
Science is rapid. By using one of your few viable eggs and a hair cell, doctors can now create someone in your own image that may put up with you. GO CLONE YOURSELF!!!
I heard this from a friend who kind of knows Eric Johnson the guitarist, and it completely blew my mind until he explained that it wasn't *that* Eric Johnson.
Re: I take full credit for resurrecting Orc from the dead. Rise my son. Rise and live to scream bollocks once again.
[Re: Pi]
#239217 - 11/18/10 12:07 AM
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[Re: Orc]
#239312 - 11/18/10 11:00 PM
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