wife took away my xbox cause i didnt do stuff.how do i get it back?
I’m convinced Mario is a hobo.
He wakes up everyday in the same clothes, runs around in sewers, and collects coins for a living.
At the end of the day, he uses the coins to buy mushrooms
I’m convinced Mario is a hobo.
He wakes up everyday in the same clothes, runs around in sewers, and collects coins for a living.
At the end of the day, he uses the coins to buy mushrooms
- Apologize for not doing "stuff" - Do twice as much "stuff" without being asked - Get XBox back - Remember to do "stuff" when asked so XBox doesn't get taken away again
> Sell Xbox on eBay and save marriage. Or, if Xbox is more important than wife, sell wife on eBay.
Hmmm...sounds like reasonable advice, except they tend to overheat and then don't play anymore, making them a waste of money entirely... and so any buyer who buys a used one off eBay will be wanting their money back saying "WTF, you sold me a busted wife."
> You've stated you have a wife. This means you are either: > > - A dude. The handle "ladyshari83" gives me a creepy vibe in this case and it needs > elaboration. > > - A lesbian. The handle "ladyshari83" sounds dominatrix-like, this has the potential > to be hott and needs elaboration. > > - A Fazeo. The handle "ladyshari83" isn't as good as your first handle, please switch > back.
Ha! No sympathy here. Shouldn't have gotten married in the first place. I know a couple who's marriage spilt up because of exactly the same thing. The guy was simply too immature, lazy, and didn't realise what a marriage involved until it was too late. He had multiple chances to sort things out, but ended up losing her to somebody more deserving.
> You've stated you have a wife. This means you are either: > > - A dude. The handle "ladyshari83" gives me a creepy vibe in this case and it needs > elaboration. > > - A lesbian. The handle "ladyshari83" sounds dominatrix-like, this has the potential > to be hott and needs elaboration. > > - A Fazeo. The handle "ladyshari83" isn't as good as your first handle, please switch > back.
> > You've stated you have a wife. This means you are either: > > > > - A dude. The handle "ladyshari83" gives me a creepy vibe in this case and it needs > > elaboration. > > > > - A lesbian. The handle "ladyshari83" sounds dominatrix-like, this has the > potential > > to be hott and needs elaboration. > > > > - A Fazeo. The handle "ladyshari83" isn't as good as your first handle, please > switch > > back. > > Please italie... stop it! I'm already laughing hard....
> For some reason, the way which Italie summed up the situation, has left me to portray > your relationship like so...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiIJOB0GLW4
You fucked up your link somehow by adding ftp to the beginning and leaving out ":". Just embed the video next time...
> - Apologize for not doing "stuff" > - Do twice as much "stuff" without being asked > - Get XBox back > - Remember to do "stuff" when asked so XBox doesn't get taken away again
Exactly what 'Stuff' anyway? If its THAT stuff just remember that it really doesn't taste or smell that bad usually, carpet burn heals and you will be able to sit down again... eventually!
> > - Apologize for not doing "stuff" > > - Do twice as much "stuff" without being asked > > - Get XBox back > > - Remember to do "stuff" when asked so XBox doesn't get taken away again > > Exactly what 'Stuff' anyway? If its THAT stuff just remember that it really doesn't > taste or smell that bad usually, carpet burn heals and you will be able to sit down > again... eventually!
That's not as good as italie's reply, but my second choice
> wife took away my xbox cause i didnt do stuff.how do i get it back?
She's acting more like your Mom than your wife. Here's your solution: Buy another xbox, hook it up, and say, "Have that, cacksucker. Happy Valentine's Day." Make sure you say it with a certain arrogance and pronounce cacksucker just as it's typed.
> and say, "Have that, cacksucker. Happy Valentine's Day." > Make sure you say it with a certain arrogance and pronounce cacksucker just as it's > typed.
> - Apologize for not doing "stuff" > - Do twice as much "stuff" without being asked > - Get XBox back > - Remember to do "stuff" when asked so XBox doesn't get taken away again
He just needs to come to my love and energy cultivation classes. Which I haven't opened yet, but a female friend of mine is seriously urging me to.
Consider it high comedy....sincere tragedy....whatever...don't take it personally.
> > - Apologize for not doing "stuff" > > - Do twice as much "stuff" without being asked > > - Get XBox back > > - Remember to do "stuff" when asked so XBox doesn't get taken away again > > > He just needs to come to my love and energy cultivation classes. Which I haven't > opened yet, but a female friend of mine is seriously urging me to.
'mogli': another a/s/l curiosity! (well the middle one anyway!)
> wife took away my xbox cause i didnt do stuff.how do i get it back?
Aw c'mon...you can find it. Then hide it yourself...but a new TV while you're at it...hide it too...do something cool like have a book case slide open to reveal your toys.
Then hide something of hers.
Our 20th Anniversary is this year, but never had her do something like that...reclaim those nads.
> wife took away my xbox cause i didnt do stuff.how do i get it back?
Cherish your time together.
I wonder if your wife (or "wife"?) said to herself; "It's a sad, sad day. My hubby has been stolen away by his stupid xbox. What do I do to get Him back?"
You enjoy video games (hell we all do or we wouldnt be on this board).
She probably doesnt like the games you are playing and feels like she isnt involved. To many people there is NOTHING more boring than watching someone play a video game.
She is not telling you to 'do stuff' she is telling you to stop shutting out life (probably her and 'chores').
You and she needs to come out and say what is wrong. She is shutting it in. You may be missing it by playing by yourself on the xbox.
Now this is all guesses. There is more going on here than your disappearing xbox. You need to sit down and talk to her. Do not yell. That just gets everyone pissed. Find out what is *really* wrong. Try this question 'honey, what is really wrong.' She will probably give you the straw that broke the camels back as it were. Press on it 'I know you are mad about that what is REALLY wrong'. Given the fact she has taken the step to take the xbox away she has put some thought into this. Go in knowing what you what. Time to play on your xbox. Also be prepared to hear things you may not like. You may need to do things you do not feel are important. But remember you are doing it for her, not because of her.
She is trying to get your attention and being rather blatant about it. Make it clear she can talk to you and that you will actually listen. Also make it clear that you want the same from her no more 'disappearing xboxs'. But be prepared to back that up.
Its all about the balance and paying attention to what is going on around you
> > He just needs to come to my love and energy cultivation classes. Which I haven't > > opened yet, but a female friend of mine is seriously urging me to. > > 'mogli': another a/s/l curiosity! (well the middle one anyway!)
You mean you're curious what *my* sex is? I'm male. Either sex can train either sex in these matters. I was trained by a female - though, I am a natural, mind - and any person can tell by the smallest touch I give them. I've trained/instructed/gifted females. Males, not exactly yet.
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