Kinda my personal "Hangover" moment... literally the single craziest night of my entire life... EVER! By a factor of about 100!
[Edit: too late... I deleted it.]
Probably one of my longer posts... but due to the content, I can't just go telling this story at home... but it had to come out somewhere! It was killing me to get it out to someone! Read it quickly, because I'll probably delete it soon too... unless ninjakid is still around to repost stuff people delete.
I’m convinced Mario is a hobo.
He wakes up everyday in the same clothes, runs around in sewers, and collects coins for a living.
At the end of the day, he uses the coins to buy mushrooms
*man hugs* You know me too well Gor. But I handled it.
Gat, you watch out for Darwin.
I've got an old acquaintance, she's married, but is also a swinger. ...Just makes me really depressed that she would live a life like that. And every now and then she whines about how depressed or sad she is.
Another one, a cousin, is into death metal, witch craft, Satan worship. I feel bad for him too.
> WTF, dude. Repost or delete thread entirely! -nt-
Here it is in a nut-shell.
Final Edit: Gat and some friends go for a drink, someone is shot, they end up in a hotel, some affection is shared, one guy passes out, but in the end everything was okie-dorie.
THE END.
eta: @ Gat. I guess I should've asked first. I can delete this if you want me to.
Really? Sounds kinda juvenile. I had more 'adult' group sexual escapades in my early 20s.
Interesting story, though.
> > WTF, dude. Repost or delete thread entirely! -nt- > > Here it is in a nut-shell. > > Gatinho, Gantinha, and 4 other friends (2 couples) are out boozing in Brazil. > A suspicious car drives around slowly, comes back, someone comes out of car, enters > boozery and shoots some dude close by. Panic ensues. They get out into an alley, > Gatinha is offered to sacrifice herself to get the car being the 'sober' one. But Gat > mans up and staggers to get the car, he is ignored by the gun toting/popping > bad-guys. Gat runs over motorcycles in a car he's not familiar with, they escape but > are suspected by everyone else to be involved since they're getting away by the rest > of the escaping crowd. > Later they decide to get to a motel/hotel for people wanting to screw (how convenient > -you'll see why later). They avoid some cops that're taking their sweet time getting > to the shooting. The horny hotel is like McDonald's. They check-in, it's freaking > swanking wanky. Yada-yada-yada, next thing you know there's a full blown orgy going > on. Gatinha says her naked Portuguese (or whatever) friends want to screw with Gat. > Gat isn't sure what to do so they order a banana split from room service, but one guy > is allergic to bananas and passes out when Gat's taking a piss in the courtyard. They > argue over calling an ambulance (might be too slow) or a cab, one of the naked chicks > has a boyfriend that's lame in the sack, but she still wubs him. They call him.. > something about taking the sick guy to the hospital (might as well stop by the VD > clinic just to be safe), then the guy that got shot survived but it was suspected > that he had a girlfriend that was screwing around on him and the other guy was > jealous. Then they all laughed and scooby said "Rooby Rooby Rooo!" then the credit > rolled as the music played. > > THE END. > > > eta: @ Gat. I guess I should've asked first. I can delete this if you want me to.
> Really? Sounds kinda juvenile. I had more 'adult' group sexual escapades in my early > 20s. > > Interesting story, though. >
To be honest I did leave a little bit out, between the part about the chance for a 3 way(?) with the other chicks and the, uh, "room service" bit. But overall you get the idea.
> Really? Sounds kinda juvenile. I had more 'adult' group sexual escapades in my early > 20s. > > Interesting story, though.
why do you turn everything into a pissing contest? it's ironic how lowly others' opinions of you decline as you keep trying to put yourself on a pedestal.
> > Really? Sounds kinda juvenile. I had more 'adult' group sexual escapades in my > early > > 20s. > > > > Interesting story, though. > > > why do you turn everything into a pissing contest? it's ironic how lowly others' > opinions of you decline as you keep trying to put yourself on a pedestal.
> > > Really? Sounds kinda juvenile. I had more 'adult' group sexual escapades in my > > early > > > 20s. > > > > > > Interesting story, though. > > > > > > why do you turn everything into a pissing contest? it's ironic how lowly others' > > opinions of you decline as you keep trying to put yourself on a pedestal. > > He's 40 though, so he's mature.
My comment of being 40 was meant as: I'm this age, and I'm still physically capable. I'm not the only one, but I'm not in the majority, either.
There are other elements in this, but I'll just say that the security of a person determines their interpretation of, and responses to, things.
I'm pretty damn confident. Or, inferrentially (a Churchill quote a friend of mine sent me the other day because it reminded her of me) :
The world looks with some awe upon a man who appears unconcernedly indifferent to home, money, comfort, rank, or even power and fame. The world feels not without a certain apprehension, that here is someone outside its jurisdiction; someone before whom its allurements may be spread in vain; someone strangely enfranchised, untamed, untrammelled by convention, moving independent of the ordinary currents of human action
I may poke fun at you, but I'm not saying or even inferring you're a piece of shit. I'm inferring the culture you were made from did you a disservice. Or nature did, because you can't help but be defined by culture.
> My comment of being 40 was meant as: I'm this age, and I'm still physically capable. > I'm not the only one, but I'm not in the majority, either. > > There are other elements in this, but I'll just say that the security of a person > determines their interpretation of, and responses to, things. > > I'm pretty damn confident. Or, inferrentially (a Churchill quote a friend of mine > sent me the other day because it reminded her of me) : > > The world looks with some awe upon a man who appears unconcernedly indifferent to > home, money, comfort, rank, or even power and fame. The world feels not without a > certain apprehension, that here is someone outside its jurisdiction; someone before > whom its allurements may be spread in vain; someone strangely enfranchised, untamed, > untrammelled by convention, moving independent of the ordinary currents of human > action > > I may poke fun at you, but I'm not saying or even inferring you're a piece of shit. > I'm inferring the culture you were made from did you a disservice. Or nature did, > because you can't help but be defined by culture.
> > Really? Sounds kinda juvenile. I had more 'adult' group sexual escapades in my > early > > 20s. > > > > Interesting story, though. > > > why do you turn everything into a pissing contest? it's ironic how lowly others' > opinions of you decline as you keep trying to put yourself on a pedestal.
...says the one that once posted the "i'm a real cowboy" story.
> The world looks with some awe upon a man who appears unconcernedly indifferent to > home, money, comfort, rank, or even power and fame. The world feels not without a > certain apprehension, that here is someone outside its jurisdiction; someone before > whom its allurements may be spread in vain; someone strangely enfranchised, untamed, > untrammelled by convention, moving independent of the ordinary currents of human > action >
Your friend left off part of the quote
Quote: The world looks with some awe upon a man who appears unconcernedly indifferent to home, money, comfort, rank, or even power and fame. The world feels not without a certain apprehension, that here is someone outside its jurisdiction; someone before whom its allurements may be spread in vain; someone strangely enfranchised, untamed, untrammelled by convention, moving independent of the ordinary currents of human action. On the other hand, the world might just look upon that man and see a giant douche that talks a lot of shit. I'm the Prime Minister of mother fucking England, by the way.
> Kinda my personal "Hangover" moment... literally the single craziest night of my > entire life... EVER! By a factor of about 100! > > [Edit: too late... I deleted it.] > > Probably one of my longer posts... but due to the content, I can't just go telling > this story at home... but it had to come out somewhere! It was killing me to get it > out to someone! Read it quickly, because I'll probably delete it soon too... unless > ninjakid is still around to repost stuff people delete.
> That's nothing. 10 years ago, at least 13 out of every 14 of my posts was a petulant, > ego-centric contest. > And I'm not even 40% yet.
well, same here. i mean hell, fazeo and i used to have knock-down/drag-outs over video game stuff. i just feel like we've all moved on and evolved from that.
> > That's nothing. 10 years ago, at least 13 out of every 14 of my posts was a > petulant, > > ego-centric contest. > > And I'm not even 40% yet. > > > well, same here. i mean hell, fazeo and i used to have knock-down/drag-outs over > video game stuff. i just feel like we've all moved on and evolved from that.
Personally, I've grown a third arm to help me play Zero G Handball.
> > ...says the one that once posted the "i'm a real cowboy" story. > > > because that obviously infers that 9 out of every 10 of my posts is a petulant, > ego-centric contest, right? straw man some more please...
> I must hear this cowboy story! Please elaborate!
i'm actually not sure what he's referring to. my 1st thought was the recent post i made about afterlife, where i shared some personal stuff. i'm not sure that qualifies as a cowboy story.
> > That's nothing. 10 years ago, at least 13 out of every 14 of my posts was a > petulant, > > ego-centric contest. > > And I'm not even 40% yet. > > > well, same here. i mean hell, fazeo and i used to have knock-down/drag-outs over > video game stuff. i just feel like we've all moved on and evolved from that.
Oh, I've evolved too, I'm sort of an Adonis now. It's a little embarrassing, really, being so much more awesome than nearly everyone I meet.
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