No, I'm not 'back'. I just happened upon one of the most sterling asses, and I just HADDA show some of you square lads some goodness. (That's right BABY. Right in the WAL!)
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Consider it high comedy....sincere tragedy....whatever...don't take it personally.
> No, I'm not 'back'. I just happened upon one of the most sterling asses, and I just > HADDA show some of you square fucks some goodness.
I see asses like that every day. I will not be taking pictures to prove it though :-)
Whenever one of you North-americans post a real-world photo of "a nice ass" like it's some kind of rare moment in your life that should be preserved, I think to myself "come to Brazil". Except Andrew, because he would have a heart attack just from sitting outside for 7 minutes.
Gatinho and anyone else here who's ever been to Brazil will testify to this.
> No, I'm not 'back'. I just happened upon one of the most sterling asses, and I just > HADDA show some of you square lads some goodness. (That's right BABY. Right in the > WAL!)
> > No, I'm not 'back'. I just happened upon one of the most sterling asses, and I just > > HADDA show some of you square fucks some goodness. > > I see asses like that every day. I will not be taking pictures to prove it though :-) > > Whenever one of you North-americans post a real-world photo of "a nice ass" like it's > some kind of rare moment in your life that should be preserved, I think to myself > "come to Brazil". Except Andrew, because he would have a heart attack just from > sitting outside for 7 minutes. > > Gatinho and anyone else here who's ever been to Brazil will testify to this. > > S
You guys really think that is a nice ass? I see a chubby girl with an ass that sticks out because of fatty matter in her buttox. If there was a picture of her in a bikini, her butt would be cottage cheese-ish.
> I see asses like that every day. I will not be taking pictures to prove it though :-) > > Whenever one of you North-americans post a real-world photo of "a nice ass" like it's > some kind of rare moment in your life that should be preserved, I think to myself > "come to Brazil". Except Andrew, because he would have a heart attack just from > sitting outside for 7 minutes. > > Gatinho and anyone else here who's ever been to Brazil will testify to this. > > S
Yeah, and they probably don't get the [proper hand and mouth] attention they deserve, even there.
Okay, I'm done. It's too easy to want to invoke some kind of order, that, ultimately, is impossible.
In other words, you have to agree with me; be quiet; or have right tools to show me where I'm incorrect or inaccurate. And so far, no one even comes close to having them.
Consider it high comedy....sincere tragedy....whatever...don't take it personally.
> You guys really think that is a nice ass? I see a chubby girl with an ass that sticks > out because of fatty matter in her buttox. If there was a picture of her in a bikini, > her butt would be cottage cheese-ish. > > Now this is a nice ass: > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtFhzx1OWC4
Got to agree with the OSG on this one.That is not a nice ass.that is a overweight Walmart employee ass.But to each their own
you're stating opinions here, so the concept of correctness is inapplicable. it would behoove you to learn to adapt to the fact that not everybody will agree with you, and has their own opinions and preferences which are just as "correct" as yours. it's also important to realize that you've insulted and pissed off lots of people here, so you will get caustic replies regardless of how amicably you approach things.
Pretty face. Don't like the body though. I could be freinds and totally see myself hitting that after a few drinks.
You'd never catch me walking up to her (while sober) to ask for a date though. When 1 thigh is almost as big as my waist, it's just too fucking much. And that's not a nice ass, it's simply FAT.
> > > No, I'm not 'back'. I just happened upon one of the most sterling asses, and I > just > > > HADDA show some of you square fucks some goodness. > > > > I see asses like that every day. I will not be taking pictures to prove it though > :-) > > > > Whenever one of you North-americans post a real-world photo of "a nice ass" like > it's > > some kind of rare moment in your life that should be preserved, I think to myself > > "come to Brazil". Except Andrew, because he would have a heart attack just from > > sitting outside for 7 minutes. > > > > Gatinho and anyone else here who's ever been to Brazil will testify to this. > > > > S
i'm sorry to learn that you were previously involved in a boating accident that took away some of your midsection and left you a broken, top-heavy, bobble-head of a man with only half of an abdomen to hold your person together in this mortal world. may god bless you with double-balance as you hobble up and down the crowded sidewalks crying your eyes out and asking for pity.
I thought I remember seeing that Brazil women are most likely to "put out" and/or be prostitutes than any other nationality on the television show "Manswers".
> I thought I remember seeing that Brazil women are most likely to "put out" and/or be > prostitutes than any other nationality on the television show "Manswers".
Well, I know I'd love to see their research material. Up close and naked if possible.
Seriously, they went to each and every country on the planet and determined that how?
I never said I believed it nor didn't believe it. I never looked into the matter. I may have even gotten the nationality wrong. It may have been Argentinian or some other hispanic/latin nationality. Nonetheless, the TV show is pretty entertaining.
> I thought I remember seeing that Brazil women are most likely to "put out" and/or be > prostitutes than any other nationality on the television show "Manswers".
Ahh yes, the show that took the very worst from "Mythbusters" and "Jerry Springer" to produce it's own special brand of suck. I would certianly consider them to be the authority all matters.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go let a pregnant woman pee on me. Trying to score with a lesbian today, Manswers says that should do the trick.
Quote: Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go let a pregnant woman pee on me. Trying to score with a lesbian today, Manswers says that should do the trick.
I see you finally gave up on straight women since you could never get laid. So you decided to switch to pregnant lesbians who piss on you, huh. Well, I guess you're used to that since everyone else already pisses on you. Soo sad.
> I see you finally gave up on straight women since you could never get laid. So you > decided to switch to pregnant lesbians who piss on you, huh. Well, I guess you're > used to that since everyone else already pisses on you. Soo sad.
I would expect someone from the Roman Catholic religion to have more respect of people similar to your mom.
> > And you aren't capable of understanding anyways. > > > > But, to answer one question: I talked with her a bit, AFTER the image below was > > taken. > > Yeah but you didnt get to talk to the blonde with glasses trying to hide behind the > desk.
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