To *train* ze dolphin you must *zink* like ze dolphin. You must be getting inside ze dolphin's head. I am saying to Snowflake, "Akay, Akay Akay Akay?" Und he is saying "AKay Akay!" Und he is UP on ze tail "Eeeeeeeeee"! Und you can quote him!
> To *train* ze dolphin you must *zink* like ze dolphin. You must be getting inside ze > dolphin's head. I am saying to Snowflake, "Akay, Akay Akay Akay?" Und he is saying > "AKay Akay!" Und he is UP on ze tail "Eeeeeeeeee"! Und you can quote him! > > Heinz Getwellvet. I am trainer of dolphins.
--Dolphin sex can be violent and coercive. Gangs of two or three male bottlenose dolphins isolate a single female from the pod and forcibly mate with her, sometimes for weeks at a time. To keep her in line, they make aggressive noises, threatening movements, and even smack her around with their tails. And if she tries to swim away, they chase her down. Horny dolphins have also been known to target human swimmers
Dolphins engage in acts of aggression towards each other. The older a male dolphin is, the more likely his body is to be covered with bite scars. Male dolphins engage in such acts of aggression apparently for the same reasons as humans: disputes between companions and competition for females. Acts of aggression can become so intense that targeted dolphins sometimes go into exile as a result of losing a fight.
Male bottlenose dolphins have been known to engage in infanticide. Dolphins have also been known to kill porpoises for reasons which are not fully understood, as porpoises generally do not share the same diet as dolphins, and are therefore not competitors for food supplies.
Wound up, can't sleep, can't do anything right, little honey / Oh, since I set my eyes on you. / I tell you the truth. I can't get it right / Get it right / Since I met you...
>Dolphins have also been known to kill porpoises for reasons which are not fully understood, as porpoises generally do not >share the same diet as dolphins, and are therefore not competitors for food supplies.
Y'see? Dolphins are evil! They're behind the indoctrination centers where they recruit hapless humans into their perverted lifestyle like Sea World and want to hold the supply of potential grilled tuna hostage! It's a conspiracy ah tells ya!
We need to find the dolphin financiers and go after them with hammers and tongs! With their beady little eyes, their squeaky voices, and their long snouts...uhh, wait a sec..that doesn't sound right...
I just went all pear-shaped. :-(
--Bekki
Combating functional illiteracy with latex-clad drama since the '80s, because old video games rule!
> Y'see? Dolphins are evil! They're behind the indoctrination centers where they > recruit hapless humans into their perverted lifestyle like Sea World and want to hold > the supply of potential grilled tuna hostage! It's a conspiracy ah tells ya! >
Is that why lesbians are so fond of dolphin tattoos?
Quote: We've already tried....we've failed. They're too smart for us
And they're more perverted than what I could possibly imagine for a possible master+slave scenario. And you really don't want to delve into the dark corners of my imagination. Though it's far tamer than Pinhead's.
"Hellraiser". Damn, that is a beyond awesome flick many times over! The later ones are ass. The first one is just pure gold! I even have a replica of the puzzle box. But I digress as usual. :-)
Dolphins: Nature's fishy mammalian pervs. They truly can't be trusted and are far too occupied with other things and parts on their minds that are far above in priority over "talking".
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Why do you care about Snowflake? Do you know him? Does he call you at home? DO YOU HAVE A DORSAL FIN!?
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