What I find most entertaining about this news fest is that the whole thing is about BUTTFUCKING and PUSSY SQUASH SMASHCUNT-SCISSORING. The whole country is talking about it. Specifically, millions of people are discussing the implications of SMASHING 2 PUSSIES TOGETHER UNTIL THEY fucking SQUIRRRRRT maybe fucking SPACE DOCK ASSHOLES, LOCK EM UP. LOCK AND LOAD. Or maybe they just are just thinking about DEUCE GAY MEN RAMMING DICKS INTO EACH OTHERS ARSEHOLES UNTIL THEY CLOWN POCKET. This is news. This is our country, this is what we do.
If you see deuce dykes on the street ask them how they like the whole country talking about how they mash their cunts. Ask them if they ever accidentally kick each other in the face during a scissor and does that just piss them off and make them scissor faster. How fast could they scissor theoretically. Ask a gay man if he thinks his chilli dog should be national news and will a gerbil be the best man.
I couldn't care less personally. I just want everyone to be totally clear on what people are discussing, which is rabid scissoring and buttfuck chilli.
Since you're in an incredibly gay mood, could you kindly shove your dick down OldSchoolGamer's throat? It might shut him up. I'm getting sick of his bullshit crapping up the forums.
> Since you're in an incredibly gay mood, could you kindly shove your dick down > OldSchoolGamer's throat? It might shut him up. I'm getting sick of his bullshit > crapping up the forums.
You mean as opposed to thought-provoking conversations like this:
> We lock threads and ban, we're accused of stifling debate. We let people go, we're > accused of bringing down the community.
Did I tell you to ban him? That's not what I'm asking for - I suggested an outlet for Smitdogg's raging homosexuality that could be beneficial for everyone.
What a decision though I mean should I asshole rape him first? Because that would give him chillimouth and no one can deny the benefits of clown pockets. Not even that old Mr. damned if you Do! or damned if you Don't!
Clown pockets all around. I'll STRETCH your asshole while we RAPE together. God bless America where this is all people talk about. Cunt mash asshole stretch. All fucking day. Every magazine cover every street dog covered in chilli.
Wood you recon it's because dookie isn't involved with thespians (traditionally) and dookie is ALWAYS involved with tradish male on male rape fucks chilli dog? National news? Obamy dick sucks? A nation of fuckwits?
> Lesbians seem to almost be accepted, or at least more than male homosexuals. > > Myself, I don't care who's screwing who. Other people's sexual behavior isn't > interesting to me. > > I think people would be happier if they focused on improving their own lives and not > *sic* butting into others lives.
Wow thats a odd thing for a religious person to say..... arent gays offending God or some kind of nonsense like that?
> Wood you recon it's because dookie isn't involved with thespians (traditionally) and > dookie is ALWAYS involved with tradish male on male rape fucks chilli dog? National > news? Obamy dick sucks? A nation of fuckwits?
did somebody say thespians? (I know, lesbians... but literal thespicans *I missed typed that, but I'll leave it like it is).
> What I find most entertaining about this news fest is that the whole thing is about > BUTTFUCKING and PUSSY SQUASH SMASHCUNT-SCISSORING. The whole country is talking about > it. Specifically, millions of people are discussing the implications of SMASHING 2 > PUSSIES TOGETHER UNTIL THEY fucking SQUIRRRRRT maybe fucking SPACE DOCK ASSHOLES, > LOCK EM UP. LOCK AND LOAD. Or maybe they just are just thinking about DEUCE GAY MEN > RAMMING DICKS INTO EACH OTHERS ARSEHOLES UNTIL THEY CLOWN POCKET. This is news. This > is our country, this is what we do. > > If you see deuce dykes on the street ask them how they like the whole country talking > about how they mash their cunts. Ask them if they ever accidentally kick each other > in the face during a scissor and does that just piss them off and make them scissor > faster. How fast could they scissor theoretically. Ask a gay man if he thinks his > chilli dog should be national news and will a gerbil be the best man. > > I couldn't care less personally. I just want everyone to be totally clear on what > people are discussing, which is rabid scissoring and buttfuck chilli.
I fucking love chili, but Mrs. Gor went veggie this winter so I didn't bother to cook any, because 1) I didn't want to eat a crockpot full of meaty chili by myself 2) It's really no fun without the meat Now, the thespians may feel differently on the 2nd point, but that's how I feel.
> Wow thats a odd thing for a religious person to say.....
He's just worried that a law could be passed that interferes with his supply of lesbian porn. Making a show of tolerating poosex is preferable to potentially missing out on seeing hot girl-on-girl action in his eyes.
Canned crap, or/and stuff with too much spice. The best fuckin chili I've had was made with filet (was light on beans, by the way) and had a rich yet sophisticated flavour. Was very kind to the body.
Consider it high comedy....sincere tragedy....whatever...don't take it personally.
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