> All the girls in MK10 got breast reductions because sexy women in games = rape. They > also added a token homo character just to go the extra SJW mile.
Why do you spend so much time obsessing over SJWs? It's like you're on a witch hunt. Maybe they gave the "breast reductions" were just a change in art style. Maybe they just wanted to bring them in line with reality/practicality. Unrealistically large boobs aren't sexy, they're just comical anyway. Also, gay characters in fighting games aren't exactly a new phenomenon. Guilty Gear has Venom and Bridget, and various SNK characters show gay tendencies.
> > All the girls in MK10 got breast reductions because sexy women in games = rape. > They > > also added a token homo character just to go the extra SJW mile. > > Why do you spend so much time obsessing over SJWs? It's like you're on a witch hunt. > Maybe they gave the "breast reductions" were just a change in art style. Maybe they > just wanted to bring them in line with reality/practicality. Unrealistically large > boobs aren't sexy, they're just comical anyway. Also, gay characters in fighting > games aren't exactly a new phenomenon. Guilty Gear has Venom and Bridget, and various > SNK characters show gay tendencies.
And don't forget "Bear"... "wrassler" Zangief. Although, one would have never figured that if it weren't for the internet.
As for who is a homosexual in MK... *googles* Kung Jin? Hmmm.. Well, I don't keep up with the series any more anyway, maybe catch a few fight videos from Maximilian Dood.
Oh, and speaking of Capcom... Poison. There's some rumor about the character being transgendered. If so, that is some dedication. Going as far as to even alter their own skeletal structure. Eh, of course I'm basing this mocking on drawings and in-game models. If they really wanted to sell the idea that Poison was originally a male, then they should make the character more ridiculous looking... Like regular trannys.
> then they should make the character more ridiculous looking... Like regular trannys.
Caitlyn Jenner (Bruce Jenner) < Kind of like this person. Very creepy. Just look like they slap the wig on, half basket balls, a dress, ear rings and make up on him. Probably crystal meth too.
Unless he have a twin that is a real woman. She killed him to take his place. This would've been a scam to pull it off and nobody knew it.
Social Justice Warrior. A pejorative term for an individual who repeatedly and vehemently engages in arguments on social justice on the Internet, often in a shallow or not well-thought-out way, for the purpose of raising their own personal reputation. A social justice warrior, or SJW, does not necessarily strongly believe all that they say, or even care about the groups they are fighting on behalf of. They typically repeat points from whoever is the most popular blogger or commenter of the moment, hoping that they will "get SJ points" and become popular in return. They are very sure to adopt stances that are "correct" in their social circle.
> Caitlyn Jenner (Bruce Jenner) < Kind of like this person. Very creepy. Just look > like they slap the wig on, half basket balls, a dress, ear rings and make up on him. > Probably crystal meth too. > > Unless he have a twin that is a real woman. She killed him to take his place. This > would've been a scam to pull it off and nobody knew it.
I hope the irony of a person known to be mentally handicapped commenting on another person's disorder is not lost on anyone here. I couldn't come up with a more apt metaphor that represents the general tenor of the arguments made against LGBT people if I tried.
> > Caitlyn Jenner (Bruce Jenner) < Kind of like this person. Very creepy. Just look > > like they slap the wig on, half basket balls, a dress, ear rings and make up on > him. > > Probably crystal meth too. > > > > Unless he have a twin that is a real woman. She killed him to take his place. This > > would've been a scam to pull it off and nobody knew it. > > I hope the irony of a person known to be mentally handicapped commenting on another > person's disorder is not lost on anyone here. I couldn't come up with a more apt > metaphor that represents the general tenor of the arguments made against LGBT people > if I tried.
> > > Caitlyn Jenner (Bruce Jenner) < Kind of like this person. Very creepy. Just > look > > > like they slap the wig on, half basket balls, a dress, ear rings and make up on > > him. > > > Probably crystal meth too. > > > > > > Unless he have a twin that is a real woman. She killed him to take his place. > This > > > would've been a scam to pull it off and nobody knew it. > > > > I hope the irony of a person known to be mentally handicapped commenting on another > > person's disorder is not lost on anyone here. I couldn't come up with a more apt > > metaphor that represents the general tenor of the arguments made against LGBT > people > > if I tried. > > He trying to be Mr. Garrison from South Park. I know he is gay. I watch so many South > Park shows from here. http://southpark.cc.com/full-episodes > > I have nothing against gays as long that they keep their hands off of my ass or what > ever. I'm straight. My body for the ladies only.
> All the girls in MK10 got breast reductions because sexy women in games = rape. They > also added a token homo character just to go the extra SJW mile.
I thought people here were smarter than to believe this shit.
> > All the girls in MK10 got breast reductions because sexy women in games = rape. They > > also added a token homo character just to go the extra SJW mile. > > I thought people here were smarter than to believe this shit.
This is a guy who thinks computer-animated porn that lands smack in the middle of the uncanny valley is better than the real thing. Assuming he's in any way intelligent is misguided. (Actually, I'm beginning to wonder whether he's actually seen a woman in real life.)
The first commenter is you, isn't it? Also, you haven't yet said what size fedora you wear, I'm wondering what your size is as I'm shopping for a friend.
I like well built women, but the ones in MK9 looked like really weird plastic dolls. (Then again Netherrealm's animation team has no idea how to do facial expressions so that was part of the problem, I still have nightmares because of Injustice...)
I'm sorry if these new models look more like an average woman. There's still plenty of porn out there that caters to your tastes.
> > I'm sorry if these new models look more like an average woman. There's still plenty > > of shitty 3D porn out there that caters to your tastes. > > FTFY
One man's shit is another man's German arthouse film.
> > You're working against your own point here. > > In fairness, the sides would probably flip if the argument was about the dick physics > in Mount Your Friends.
They probably wouldn't. I don't give much of a shit how big tits are in games, and I don't give much of a shit how big dicks are in games. I give even less of a shit about how big game developers choose to make tits or dicks. I give even less of a shit than that about how many homosexual, heterosexual, transsexual, bisexual, zoosexual, furnituresexual, treesexual, or any-fucking-other-sexual characters the game developers choose to put in the games. I just give a shit about whether the game is fun to play, and I'm astounded at how this mike1234567 guy seems to think that the size of a character's tits or what gender this fictitious character likes to fuck in any way impacts that.
Just shut the fuck up and play the fucking game, you fucking nutjob.
> > You're working against your own point here. > > In fairness, the sides would probably flip if the argument was about the dick physics > in Mount Your Friends.
There's a game called Mount Your Friends? Where can I experience this awesome piece of lulz? But more seriously, why do you assume I'd be in favour of more emphasis on dicks? Speaking of dick physics, they did a pretty good job on the bulge in Urien's pants in SF III Third Strike.
And boob physics is fucking complicated, far more than game designers give it credit for. And natural, silicone implants and saline implants all behave differently. Then you have the distinction between implants over the muscle and under the muscle. It's not a straightforward problem.
> > > You're working against your own point here. > > > > In fairness, the sides would probably flip if the argument was about the dick > physics > > in Mount Your Friends. > > There's a game called Mount Your Friends? Where can I experience this awesome piece > of lulz? But more seriously, why do you assume I'd be in favour of more emphasis on > dicks? Speaking of dick physics, they did a pretty good job on the bulge in Urien's > pants in SF III Third Strike.
There is, and it has nothing to do with sex. Players climb a tower of previous bodies, to pose and stick to it as far up as possible. The "dick physics" consists of a short stick attached at a spinning joint in the appropriate area of the character's shorts. If there was any attempt at realism, it would need considerable work and not be consistant with the arm and leg joints. It's on Steam for $4.99, or a 4-pack (you kinda need friends to play with) for $14.99
> And boob physics is fucking complicated, far more than game designers give it credit > for. And natural, silicone implants and saline implants all behave differently. Then > you have the distinction between implants over the muscle and under the muscle. It's > not a straightforward problem.
I just got this insane mental image of the "Advanced" character setup page, with a series of little implant-related checkboxes... -JW
> And boob physics is fucking complicated, far more than game designers give it credit > for. And natural, silicone implants and saline implants all behave differently. Then > you have the distinction between implants over the muscle and under the muscle. It's > not a straightforward problem.
> There is, and it has nothing to do with sex. Players climb a tower of previous > bodies, to pose and stick to it as far up as possible. The "dick physics" consists of > a short stick attached at a spinning joint in the appropriate area of the character's > shorts. If there was any attempt at realism, it would need considerable work and not > be consistant with the arm and leg joints.
You're *way* underselling how hilarious it is. Realistic physics wouldn't be nearly as funny. Also, you can skin the characters to actually match the people playing.
> > > My point is I like big tits. > > > > > > Guys typically do. Like deer caught in headlights - big tittaes equal fertility. > > Only to dumb asses. Natural big titties turn into droopy titties. Fake titties=a > woman that's high maintenance.
I have come to enjoy some juggy boobs. But a good handful is all that's necessary. I also like a little heft underneath, so saggy later on is fine. Natural all the way. I do more with the body than just wank to it.
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Eh, of course I'm basing this mocking on drawings and in-game models. If they really wanted to sell the idea that Poison was originally a male, then they should make the character more ridiculous looking... Like regular trannys.
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