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Killer pickup line for anything from a first date to a married couple
#361024 - 12/07/16 12:09 AM
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"It sure would be swell if later tonight I could get you up the butt"
You have to say it exactly how it's typed. Do not change "the" to "your" or "butt" to "ass". Say it exactly like it's typed goddamnit. I mean goddamnit!
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Re: Killer pickup line for anything from a first date to a married couple
[Re: Smitdogg]
#361042 - 12/07/16 06:19 AM
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Is that a quote from Traso's new relationship book?
"I'm In The Mood For Lube..."
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Pessimist: Oh, this can't get any worse!
Optimist: Yes, it can!
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Re: Killer pickup line for anything from a first date to a married couple
[Re: Bad A Billy]
#361043 - 12/07/16 06:22 AM
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It's from the butter scene in Last Traso In Paris.
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HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH.....
[Re: Smitdogg]
#361148 - 12/10/16 03:37 AM
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Well on that note, my young redhead friend was bad last night, and wanted me to kiester her in the backyard. Don't know whether she told the other beau yet, but we also discussed getting him into the idea of a threesome.
In any case. 'The' ass used to turn me on, but now I feel that objectifies it and dispels the intimacy, so 'my/your' ass is preferred.
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Re: HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH.....
[Re: Traso]
#361151 - 12/10/16 03:52 AM
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Re: Killer pickup line for anything from a first date to a married couple
[Re: Smitdogg]
#361219 - 12/13/16 07:47 PM
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> "It sure would be swell if later tonight I could get you up the butt"
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> You have to say it exactly how it's typed. Do not change "the" to "your" or "butt" to
> "ass". Say it exactly like it's typed goddamnit. I mean goddamnit!
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Re: Killer pickup line for anything from a first date to a married couple
[Re: MooglyGuy]
#361233 - 12/14/16 05:40 AM
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Did Traso send that to you too? Again!
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Pessimist: Oh, this can't get any worse!
Optimist: Yes, it can!
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Hey, I never forget a sphinc.......
[Re: Smitdogg]
#361242 - 12/14/16 07:05 AM
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Which actually is true. But notice the chimps ain't puttin their faces and butts together. They hardly put their faces together. So there's some difference.
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Hey, that's genetic prejudice!
[Re: Bad A Billy]
#361243 - 12/14/16 07:06 AM
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> Did Traso send that to you too? Again!
Just cos he looks weird don't mean he is. Besides, he looks tall, and probly has big hands and a big dick. And that ain't me.
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