I'll change your name back to Falconie and shit your account into contemporary banville. You have 10 seconds to consume an alcoholic beverage of my choice and then post aboot it. Oops..
If you didn't like it you wouldn't bump it. You love the shit out of it. It started as a one-nighter and grew into a cult following. Even T0M loves it or else he wouldn't bump it.
> I'll change your name back to Falconie and shit your account into contemporary > banville. You have 10 seconds to consume an alcoholic beverage of my choice and then > post aboot it. Oops..
U can't touch me, or my comrades here from Socialist Republic of Vietnam will bomb you into oblivion. You have 10 minutes to eat a cooked chicken foot of my choice. Howdy.
> > Posting something else in the forum before answering = temp ban > > Not drinking anything tonight = temp ban > > Not a drinker period? = temp ban > > > > What the shit will I be drinking- > > > > > > AAAALLIIIBAAAA > > > > That chick in the commercial actually produced my exact bottle. The exact one. I > will > > exactly beat you if you drink something other than 100% pure de agave tonight but > so > > long as it's something you won't receive a temp ban. > > > > German residents will receive einer temp gebannen. > > French residents will receive interessant temp bann. > > UK residents will receive fucktard believing in light saber ban time. > > Canadian residents will receive buddy aboot ban aboot.
> Posting something else in the forum before answering = temp ban > Not drinking anything tonight = temp ban > Not a drinker period? = temp ban > > What the shit will I be drinking- > > > AAAALLIIIBAAAA > > That chick in the commercial actually produced my exact bottle. The exact one. I will > exactly beat you if you drink something other than 100% pure de agave tonight but so > long as it's something you won't receive a temp ban. > > German residents will receive einer temp gebannen. > French residents will receive interessant temp bann. > UK residents will receive fucktard believing in light saber ban time. > Canadian residents will receive buddy aboot ban aboot.
Have to bump this. Drank too many Sam Summer Beers to remember. It's 1:30 and I have my "beer energy" phase. Probably won't sleep for a while. Sam Summer is good. Not as good as the Budweiser I had while out in Prague, or the Pilsner Urquel that was served out there. I LOVED Prague. The history, the beer, the women, and oh my god the food. I found some off the beaten path, not anywhere near tourist country, restaurant that served lamb chops with "onioned potatoes" which were so damned good. What I loved about Europe is that the size of the portions fill you up so you're not hungry anymore, but not exceedingly large like here in the state. While my streak of putting my penis in a lovely lady while on a business trip ended, I saw and felt enough perfect breasts to give me spank-bank material for years. A shame that I'm too drunk to be able to even come close to getting it up right now. Time to watch porn!!!!!! (Where's Andrew and the old rules when you need them?!!!)
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I am just a worthless liar.
I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you.
Trust in me and fall as well.
Budweiser since that is what my father always drank when he was still drinking, and because it's father's day so have to have a few for my pops.
When all the good beer died out, I tried to help finish off the Natty Ice that somebody brought. I tried one just for the nostalgia sake of being in college. After one sip, I remembered why the stuff has a bad rap and I just dumped it out. Time to sober up!
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I am just a worthless liar.
I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you.
Trust in me and fall as well.
> A 52oz mug of Pepsi Max flavored with vanilla from the local Sheetz. I feel good! :-)
Ugh, just the thought of it turns my stomach. As far as soft drinks go, I mostly drink flavored tonic water these days. Regular old corn syrup soda is so sweet to me now, I can only take it in small doses. And I always hated diet soda, even when I still drank the regular stuff.
Quote: And I always hated diet soda, even when I still drank the regular stuff.
I don't drink it all the time. It's just that I couldn't resist going for the soda dispenser with the added flavorings. I've been carrying around a bottle of Pepsi Max in my lunchbox for the last week and didn't open it yet. So now and then I do indulge in soda.
The thing is that I wasn't prepared for the caffeine+ginseng hit from the Max. It's been a while. And it was gooooooood. ;-)
I'm not much of a diet soda fan but Pepsi Max is my fave out of any soda.
There is a reply earlier in this thread posted with my user name but I have not posted in this thread until now. When I look at who is on the forum right now it has my username with a symbol after it (angled parentheses?) Not a big deal....but weird
> There is a reply earlier in this thread posted with my user name but I have not > posted in this thread until now. When I look at who is on the forum right now it has > my username with a symbol after it (angled parentheses?) Not a big deal....but weird
Have to ask this question- you *did* notice this thread is over nine years old, right? Myself, I would have trouble remembering posting or not posting something from that long ago.
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