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Re: WTF, dude. Repost or delete thread entirely! -nt-
07/07/11 08:38 PM
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Really? Sounds kinda juvenile. I had more 'adult' group sexual escapades in my early 20s.
Interesting story, though.
> > WTF, dude. Repost or delete thread entirely! -nt-
>
> Here it is in a nut-shell.
>
> Gatinho, Gantinha, and 4 other friends (2 couples) are out boozing in Brazil.
> A suspicious car drives around slowly, comes back, someone comes out of car, enters
> boozery and shoots some dude close by. Panic ensues. They get out into an alley,
> Gatinha is offered to sacrifice herself to get the car being the 'sober' one. But Gat
> mans up and staggers to get the car, he is ignored by the gun toting/popping
> bad-guys. Gat runs over motorcycles in a car he's not familiar with, they escape but
> are suspected by everyone else to be involved since they're getting away by the rest
> of the escaping crowd.
> Later they decide to get to a motel/hotel for people wanting to screw (how convenient
> -you'll see why later). They avoid some cops that're taking their sweet time getting
> to the shooting. The horny hotel is like McDonald's. They check-in, it's freaking
> swanking wanky. Yada-yada-yada, next thing you know there's a full blown orgy going
> on. Gatinha says her naked Portuguese (or whatever) friends want to screw with Gat.
> Gat isn't sure what to do so they order a banana split from room service, but one guy
> is allergic to bananas and passes out when Gat's taking a piss in the courtyard. They
> argue over calling an ambulance (might be too slow) or a cab, one of the naked chicks
> has a boyfriend that's lame in the sack, but she still wubs him. They call him..
> something about taking the sick guy to the hospital (might as well stop by the VD
> clinic just to be safe), then the guy that got shot survived but it was suspected
> that he had a girlfriend that was screwing around on him and the other guy was
> jealous. Then they all laughed and scooby said "Rooby Rooby Rooo!" then the credit
> rolled as the music played.
>
> THE END.
>
>
> eta: @ Gat. I guess I should've asked first. I can delete this if you want me to.
Consider it high comedy....sincere tragedy....whatever...don't take it personally.
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