MAMEWorld Forums - The Loony Bin - Re: HOLLY CRAP!!!!!! <NT>

> > > Though I don't think I could even fantasize about someone not at least in her
> > thirties.
> >
> >
> > If I wasn't married, I would totally tap that.*
> >
> >
> > * Provided the following additional conditions were true... were I not only single,
> > but additionally I was younger, I had rolled an eighteen for cumliness, I was not
> of
> > the type of person who knows what rolling an eighteen for cumliness even means
> (since
> > this fact by itself excludes players from playing), and contestants must be over 18
> > years of age and legal resident of the fifty United States or the District of
> > Columbia to enter. There's no limit to the number of entires each contestant may
> > submit. No purchase necessary. Making a purchase will not increase your chances of
> > winning a prize. Void in Canada, Puerto Rico and where prohibited by law. All
> > decisions are final. By entering, participants warrant and represent that they
> agree
> > to be bound by these contest rules and/or fuzzy handcuffs. All taxes on any prize
> won
> > are the sole responsibility of each winner, including, without limitation, any
> > federal, state, or local taxes, which may be deemed applicable in such winner’s
> > jurisdiction of residence. Winner(s) shall be solely responsible for the reporting
> > and payment of all taxes incurred by acceptance and use of the prize(s) (or any
> > portion thereof), if applicable. All prizes distributed to winners are the sole
> > responsibility of the prize donor(s). Delivery method is at the sole discretion of
> > the prize donor(s). Prizes are offered “as is” with no written, express, or implied
> > warranty.

He forgot to mention that employees, family members, contractors or associates of Assco Lottery Enterprises, Ltd., are ineligible for entry or qualification in any contests, lotteries, or promotions sanctioned by Assco Lottery Enterprises, and that any awards given to employees, family members, contractors or associates of Assco Lottery Enterprises shall be declared null and void, judgement subject to local law.