My new neighbor, as of a whole two days, parks his giant-ass flatbed trailer between our homes, three feet onto my property and blocking my gate and access to my backyard. I can't get it open to grt the mower to the front yard, so I knock on his door to introduce myself, to point out that I can't open my gate, and ask him to move the trailer.
His wife is nice as pie (and hot as hell btw), then dick-for-brains comes overhears us and comes to the door, with his opening like, "When do you need to get back there?"
Oh, well, I'd like to mow, so any time soon would be great.
"Yeah, so for what, like, a couple hours?"
No, not just a couple hours. I need access to my own yard every week to mow.
"I'm not moving that trailer every week bro."
I agree. You really need to find another place for it where its not on my property.
"Its only on your property like a couple inches"
Right. Its on my property.
"So you just don't want my trailer on your two inches of property. You know, you could have just been up front and nice about it."
I was trying to be nice about it.
"No you weren't. Being nice about it would have just been just asking me nicely to move my trailer instead of being a jerk about it" * SLAM *
Ugh. Nice to meet you too, ass hole.
Trailer is still blocking my gate. And if I have to have the city tow it, I'm sure we'll be real close friends after that.
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